I am a pathetic piece of shit Options

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I fucked my ex girlfriend last night

It wasn't a recent ex or anything. It was my high school sweetheart I dated first semester in college. She was a virgin and i never fucked her when I was with her. She cheated on me in December of 99 with this douchebag and we broke up. I always harbored some resentment because I was her first love and she wouldn't give it up to me. But after we broke up she lost it to some idiot she didn't even care about, just to see what sex was like

I hadn't even seen her in 8 years. Last time I saw her was the night I turned 21. She randomly IMed me last night and we got to talking. For some reason, I started hitting on her and told her to come over. She did

I did this knowing full well she'd get in trouble if she came over. Not with her parents, but with her husband. Yeah, she's married. Has been for more than a year. She told him she was going to her parents' house to wrap presents or some shit.

Whoopsies. I should probably feel bad right about now. Unfortunately, I don't have time for regret. I have to go Christmas shopping then play golf