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Oasis
post Dec 24 2008, 11:15 AM
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I fucked my ex girlfriend last night

It wasn't a recent ex or anything. It was my high school sweetheart I dated first semester in college. She was a virgin and i never fucked her when I was with her. She cheated on me in December of 99 with this douchebag and we broke up. I always harbored some resentment because I was her first love and she wouldn't give it up to me. But after we broke up she lost it to some idiot she didn't even care about, just to see what sex was like

I hadn't even seen her in 8 years. Last time I saw her was the night I turned 21. She randomly IMed me last night and we got to talking. For some reason, I started hitting on her and told her to come over. She did

I did this knowing full well she'd get in trouble if she came over. Not with her parents, but with her husband. Yeah, she's married. Has been for more than a year. She told him she was going to her parents' house to wrap presents or some shit.

Whoopsies. I should probably feel bad right about now. Unfortunately, I don't have time for regret. I have to go Christmas shopping then play golf


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post Dec 24 2008, 11:24 AM
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Yep, you're a douchebag. But hey, at least you know she's a cheater (at least) twice over!


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post Dec 24 2008, 12:07 PM
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OH MY GOD GUYS I GOT LAID!!!


On a serious note Will, once you're done bragging that you banged a married lady, you should probably tell the husband some how. Wouldn't you want someone to look out for your ass?


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post Dec 24 2008, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE (Watchman @ Dec 24 2008, 10:49 AM) *
will isn't the douchebag, the chick is the douchebag

if i was will i'd call the husband and tell him what cock-loving slut of a wife he has


yup

give him a call and say ask how your dick tastes


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post Dec 24 2008, 03:42 PM
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Will is a douchebag.

That bitch is a worthless cunt.




You've been posting some "golden" threads in the past year, Will.
You seem to be a quasi-voyeur with the amount of personal info you love to brag about (though, absolutely none of it has been worthy of bragging).

Either way, I hope that husband beats the shit out of you and divorces that whore.


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post Dec 24 2008, 03:43 PM
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Should've taken pictures and sent one out appearing as a christmas card to him


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post Dec 24 2008, 03:58 PM
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Kudos will


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post Dec 24 2008, 08:54 PM
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dammnit will, that is a shitty thing.


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post Dec 24 2008, 09:43 PM
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i think he just makes shit up
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post Dec 24 2008, 10:11 PM
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QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 24 2008, 09:43 PM) *
i think he just makes shit up

either way, it's still pathetic.


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Dogmeat
post Dec 25 2008, 12:33 AM
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so did you blow cum in her pussy or all over her face?


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post Dec 25 2008, 04:13 PM
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thank you dogmeat, for getting this thread back on the right track. haha


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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 25 2008, 10:40 PM
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QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 24 2008, 09:43 PM) *
i think he just makes shit up


Dead wrong. Although, sadly, sometimes I wish you were right about that.

Billy and Zach, I'm not bragging. I thought the title of the thread insulting myself and calling myself worthless would be a good enough indicator, but I guess not. I'm a bit past the stage in my life that I'd try to make anyone on here jealous.


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post Dec 26 2008, 06:20 PM
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a female constantly claiming how whorish, slutty, and drunk she is all the time is begging for attention in much the same way.


to these kinds of people, any attention is better than no attention


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 26 2008, 09:04 PM
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I'm the type of person that feels if a person knows someone is cheating on a spouse with them, they are just as guilty. In fact, infidelity is illegal in the military, and people will serve jail time if they cheat. I think informed involved parties can spend time in jail as well.
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