WOW movie Options

[pebkac]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=14436

groan....

Yet another "this movie's going to suck, but I'll see it anyway."

[Jim]

As long as there is some Jaina/Thrall action, I'm happy.

[pebkac]

Ten ways to make the movie experience more like the game experience:

1. There will be long queues to get in on weekend nights.

2. Trade [Loewstheaters]: WTS 2x [Large Theater Popcorn] 20G PST

3. 13-year-olds will beg you for money while you're trying to watch the movie.

4. People will run in front of the screen shouting, ZOMG, Lern2Direct, n00bz. Several people will claim to report it, but nothing will happen.

5. Non-English-speaking theater patrons will attempt to sell you popcorn in the lobby for 25G. They will ask everyone, repeatedly, until management throws them outside to go buy a new ticket.

6. If there are too many people in a theater, the movie will lag or even crash.

7. Several unbearably long sequences of unarmored Night Elf Females dancing for Male Dwarves for money.

8. Special "RP" Theaters tell you you must dress and talk like the characters to attend a screening, but charge you just as much to get in as normal theaters. Plus, when you arrive, there will be 13-year-olds in street clothes shouting STFU CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD in the theater.

9. Several unbearably long sequences of a ghost running back to its corpse, only to be killed by the same monster and run back again.

10. Blizzard will occasionally patch the movie over the course of its release. However, many of the new scenes in the movie will be unavailable to audiences of less than 20 or 40.