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 Sep 22 2009, 08:31 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
I think I am going to get married before too long, so I have to be normal on the internet from now on.
I can't talk about weird shit anymore. SORRY! 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 23 2009, 01:49 AM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
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Soooo...you met her just recently or...? -------------------- |
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Sep 23 2009, 05:32 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I "met" her 10 years ago on another board. I met her last week when she flew to Utah to go camping with me
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 23 2009, 07:36 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
wait, you met her online so you have to drop you e-persona? im confused, though not disappointed.
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Sep 24 2009, 05:08 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Sep 23 2009, 07:36 PM)  wait, you met her online so you have to drop you e-persona? im confused, though not disappointed. Well, one of my ePersonas, yes. The one that always used to talk about sexually fucking the moistness, innocense, and bejesus out of the ellusive feminine pussies of virgin mormon girls has to go. But not the one that always cuddleflirts with cute girls and tries to convince them to cuddle with me and talk to me all about their adorable and cute girl-feelings. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 24 2009, 06:06 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
:: facepalm::
have you at least fucked this girl yet? --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Sep 24 2009, 07:44 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 24 2009, 06:06 PM) :: facepalm:: have you at least fucked this girl yet? Nah. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 24 2009, 09:45 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
Lame
Techsans! DON"T YOU DIE ON ME!!  CLEAR -------------------- |
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Sep 24 2009, 10:23 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I'm debating if I want to sink like every dollar I make into this:
http://patriotrealestate.utahrealestate.com/878596 There is no way in FUCK I'd pay them anywhere close to the asking price. If I could get that house for like maybe $210,000 I'd do it .... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Aug 8 2011, 05:59 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
This thread is basically the summation of everything that has happened on techsans since 2009.
-------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Aug 19 2011, 08:37 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Female thing didn't work out so well.
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Aug 21 2011, 07:46 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
you realized she had a penis
... but gay marriage isnt allowed in Utah yet? -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Aug 21 2011, 08:56 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Aug 21 2011, 08:46 PM) you realized she had a penis ... but gay marriage isnt allowed in Utah yet? That... and he was disappointed it wasn't as large as yours. |
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Aug 22 2011, 06:33 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Aug 21 2011, 07:46 PM) you realized she had a penis ... but gay marriage isnt allowed in Utah yet? Actually no, she was an incredibly attractive and intelligent toned athletic blonde, that I actually like(d) quite a bit .... but, she wanted a wedding ring and then for me to pay to move her to utah etc etc etc and I was pretty much like "Ok. Uhm. Not gonna work. Sorry." ..... sucked, if we would have lived even within a days drive from each other it might have resulted in harmonious passion fits between us on a regular basis
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Sep 25 2011, 02:16 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i miss the witty exchanges of comments on techsans like the few posts above
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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