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Dogmeat
post Sep 22 2009, 08:31 PM
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I think I am going to get married before too long, so I have to be normal on the internet from now on.

I can't talk about weird shit anymore.

SORRY! sad.gif


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post Sep 23 2009, 01:49 AM
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Soooo...you met her just recently or...?


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post Sep 23 2009, 05:32 PM
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I "met" her 10 years ago on another board. I met her last week when she flew to Utah to go camping with me biggrin.gif


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post Sep 23 2009, 07:36 PM
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wait, you met her online so you have to drop you e-persona? im confused, though not disappointed.


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post Sep 24 2009, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Sep 23 2009, 07:36 PM) *
wait, you met her online so you have to drop you e-persona? im confused, though not disappointed.


Well, one of my ePersonas, yes.

The one that always used to talk about sexually fucking the moistness, innocense, and bejesus out of the ellusive feminine pussies of virgin mormon girls has to go.

But not the one that always cuddleflirts with cute girls and tries to convince them to cuddle with me and talk to me all about their adorable and cute girl-feelings.


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post Sep 24 2009, 06:06 PM
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:: facepalm::


have you at least fucked this girl yet?


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post Sep 24 2009, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 24 2009, 06:06 PM) *
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have you at least fucked this girl yet?


Nah.


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post Sep 24 2009, 09:45 PM
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Lame

Techsans! DON"T YOU DIE ON ME!!



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post Sep 24 2009, 10:23 PM
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I'm debating if I want to sink like every dollar I make into this:

http://patriotrealestate.utahrealestate.com/878596

There is no way in FUCK I'd pay them anywhere close to the asking price. If I could get that house for like maybe $210,000 I'd do it ....


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post Aug 8 2011, 05:59 PM
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This thread is basically the summation of everything that has happened on techsans since 2009.


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post Aug 19 2011, 08:37 PM
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Female thing didn't work out so well.


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post Aug 21 2011, 07:46 PM
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you realized she had a penis








... but gay marriage isnt allowed in Utah yet?


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post Aug 21 2011, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Aug 21 2011, 08:46 PM) *
you realized she had a penis

... but gay marriage isnt allowed in Utah yet?


That... and he was disappointed it wasn't as large as yours.
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post Aug 22 2011, 06:33 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Aug 21 2011, 07:46 PM) *
you realized she had a penis








... but gay marriage isnt allowed in Utah yet?


Actually no, she was an incredibly attractive and intelligent toned athletic blonde, that I actually like(d) quite a bit .... but, she wanted a wedding ring and then for me to pay to move her to utah etc etc etc and I was pretty much like "Ok. Uhm. Not gonna work. Sorry." ..... sucked, if we would have lived even within a days drive from each other it might have resulted in harmonious passion fits between us on a regular basis sad.gif


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post Sep 25 2011, 02:16 PM
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i miss the witty exchanges of comments on techsans like the few posts above


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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