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jonathan83
post Aug 17 2009, 12:05 PM
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Connecting to server..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl yo
Stranger: "A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!" but, girl caliiiiii 16.
You: yeah i know but oh well
You: ummm im 17 f from korea
You: soooo my english isnt perfect sorry
Stranger: its okay lol
You: i just want to make english friends
You: where are you from
Stranger: california
You: wow coool
You: ive always heard of that place
Stranger:let's talk on aim
You: what is aim?
Stranger: its like msn but different
You: aim is like shoot?
You: im not understand really
Stranger: aimis like MSN.
You: i dont understand california accent sad.gif
You: too difficult
Stranger: there isnt an accent thru a comp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Spectatrix
post Aug 17 2009, 01:59 PM
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Stranger: Looking for a girl to show me herself on Webcam on MSN
You: omg wtf bbq! lol!
Stranger: ur girl?
You: mebbe
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: m/ f
You: F, but I'm betting there are better places to troll for camgirls.
Stranger: u have pic ?
You: nope, married anyway. too bad so sad!
You have disconnected.


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You and your logic.

QUOTE (Foamy)

http://xkcd.com/386/
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impala454
post Aug 17 2009, 08:23 PM
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Stranger: so
Stranger: i love you.
You: that's great
You: what do you love about me?
Stranger: aint it though
Stranger: i love how mysterious you are
Stranger: i love the color red, which i associate with you for some inexplicable reason
You: strange, because in my window you're the color red
You: maybe it is yourself that you love so much
Stranger: deeeeeeep
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impala454
post Aug 17 2009, 10:33 PM
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Stranger: YO BROSEF
Stranger: HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS?
You: wussup
You: it's tiny
Stranger: LIKE HOW BIG?
You: like pinkie finger sized
Stranger: HARD?
You: is that hot?
Stranger: NO IM STRAIGHT
You: nah not at the moment
Stranger: IM JUST WONDERING
You: i see
You: a straight guy?
Stranger: YEAH
You: curious about stranger's penis size though eh...
Stranger: TO COMPARE BROSEF
Stranger: NOTHING GAY ABOUT THAT
You: ahh ok
Stranger: YOU DIG?
You: i gotcha
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: SO ITS LIKE PINKY SIZED HUH?
Stranger: THATS SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN MINE
You: oh yeah something like that
You: well good to know
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: YOU GOT A HUGE COCK BRO
Stranger: KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
You: awesome, thanks!
Stranger: YOU'RE WELCOME
Stranger: CIAO NIGGA
You: needed that confidence booster
You: later brother
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jonathan83
post Aug 19 2009, 10:20 PM
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first started only using Starcraft cheat codes. i didnt expect him to stay there so long, so i had to continue with quotes from the game!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello~
You: ophelia
Stranger: I don
Stranger: I don't understand.
You: foor for thought
You: war aint what it used to be
Stranger: I'm lost >.<
You: hmm
You: breathe deep
You: there is no cow level
Stranger: I don't understand.
Stranger: What cow level?
You: whats mine is mine
You: something for nothing
Stranger: Are you from HC?
You: show me the money
Stranger: *Hands over one US $*
Stranger: But seriously, are you from HC?
Stranger: Halo Crusades
You: noglues
Stranger: Ah, well.
You: modify the phase variance
Stranger: ...?
You: power overwhelming
You: game over man
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: NOOO!!!
Stranger: It's never over!
You: ophelia
You: radio free zerg
Stranger: You lost me again.
You: hmm
You: staying alive
Stranger: You are confusing, you know that?
You: black sheep wall
You: operation cwal
Stranger: I think I'm gonna disconnect now...
Stranger: Had fun talking with you when you made sense!
You: medieval man
You: the gathering
Stranger: What gathering?
Stranger: The reunion?
You: terran#
Stranger: You know of the reunion?!?
Stranger: How did you learn...?
You: ophelia
Stranger: You never showed any of the signs...
You: modify the phase variance
Stranger: By "ophelia" do you mean the Ophelia from Hamlet?
You: roger that
Stranger: Hurray! I made some kind of sense from what you say! tongue.gif
Stranger: Is everything you say a quote?
You: scv ready to go sir!
Stranger: I think... I think they are all quotes...
You: got a light?
Stranger: No, sorry.
Stranger: Don't smoke.
You: nuclear launch detected
Stranger: That wasn't the light you wanted!
You: Somebody call for an exterminator?
Stranger: OK, that's from Ghostbusters.
Stranger: And probly a bunch of other stuff...
You: Oh, is that it?
Stranger: Umm... You still talking in quotes?
Stranger: Or are you talking to me now? tongue.gif
You: Base is under attack
Stranger: Still quotes.
You: We require more vespene gas.
Stranger: Is it your base, or an enemy?
You: Confirmed
Stranger: Are you on or more of the following: Drunk, high, delusional or insane
You: Jacked up and good to go
Stranger: Where are these quotes from!?!
You: You got my attention
Stranger: Grr...
You: Are you trying to get invited to my barbecue?
Stranger: *Bites off the strangers hand*
Stranger: lol at that one
You: I can't build there
You: I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight.
Stranger: *chops off Stranger's other hand*
You: Blucher!
Stranger: *Burns off Stranger's foot*
You: not enough minerals.
You: Prepared to die!
You: Sacrifice me!
You: I am zerg!
Stranger: Woohoo! That's the first time I have been given permission to sacrifice someone.
Stranger: *Begins chanting spells from an ancient tome*
You: for aiyre!
Stranger: See ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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