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FORSAKENR320
post Aug 15 2009, 11:07 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny female?
You: only on the weekends
Stranger: today weekends
You: ::checks pants:: the transformation is still not complete
You: soon, i shall be vagina man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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FORSAKENR320
post Aug 15 2009, 11:11 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: helloo
You: ::squint:: is this the white room in the Matrix?
You: Tank! i need guns
You: ...
You: Tank!
You: .....
You: ...
You: Tank?
You: there must be a problem on the ship
Stranger: get a life dumbass nerd
You: Agent!
You: i need an exit!
Stranger: queer
You have disconnected.


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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FORSAKENR320
post Aug 15 2009, 11:22 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: erm...
Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard's hat
You: lies
Stranger: sad.gif
Stranger: true
You: my +3 ogre slaying knife sits in my scabbard
Stranger: haha, YES
Stranger: i had bacon for dinner
Stranger: and steak
Stranger: true story
You: excellent
You: question
Stranger: hit me
You: is bacon a condiment, or a food group?
Stranger: its a pyramid
Stranger: a food pyramid
You: i disagree
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: i am old and wise
You: because there is no such thing as "bacon you should eat sparingly"
You: such as takes the place of sugar and sweets at the top
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: food for thought
You: i r smarter than weeezal
Stranger: where are you ?
You: i am a native lubbockian. from the far away land of texas
Stranger: ah
You: i can trace my liniage back to the time of troubles
Stranger: ethnicity?
Stranger: i like your lingo
You: caucasian/white/mix of a bit of everything
You: i think i even got a little clint eastwood somewhere in there
You: yourself?
Stranger: white
Stranger: == caucasian
You: indeed
You: us caucs must stick together
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i like the diversity
You: fuck that... you can't mix any balls in there, or it's gay
Stranger: mmm. i like gay
Stranger: also i like to party
Stranger: at the disco
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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FORSAKENR320
post Aug 15 2009, 11:27 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: DEMILOVATO69?
You: jesus?
Stranger: yes son
You: praise jesus!
You: what is this white light i see before me?
Stranger: my huge asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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FORSAKENR320
post Aug 15 2009, 11:29 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi! 26/M/Germany here ...
You: the last conversational partner i had claimed he was jesus... and forced me to gaze into his gaping asshole...
You: there was a bright light
You: and i could see my ancestors before me
Stranger: Funny stuff.
You: lies!
You: and Treason!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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FORSAKENR320
post Aug 15 2009, 11:36 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i fuckin dare you
You: my last conversational partner was a treasonous dog from germany, and did not appreciate the fine subleties of bacon
Stranger: what the hell
Stranger: was he jewish?
You: according to prophecy
You: who in their right mind cannot appreciate bacon?
You: if food is the universal language, bacon is the handshake
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: but what do you have to say about a fuckin big mac
You: i do not enjoy the taste of squirrel
You: at least, squirrel that claims to be the meat of a big mac
Stranger: cool
Stranger: waht are you a fuckin chef?
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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FORSAKENR320
post Aug 15 2009, 11:48 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: this room is white
You: like the master race
Stranger: My poon is wet
You: harpoons get that way
Stranger: Send me pics of ur alaskin meat
Stranger: no no no poon as in pussy
You: what did the whaler say to the eskimo prostitute?
You:"thar she blows"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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FORSAKENR320
post Aug 15 2009, 11:54 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: this room is white
Stranger: why yes it is
You: like the master race
Stranger: o rly?
Stranger: i'm a white person hbu
You: i am also a cauc
Stranger: sweet
You: indeed
You: this room is like.... Mime purgatory or something
You: silent
Stranger: i find racism quite revolting
You: and deadly
You: racism usually ends that way
You: *revolting
Stranger: yes indeed
Stranger: i bid you good day sir as i move on to troll someone of less intelligence
You: good luck with your endevors
Stranger: i will need it
Your conversational partner has disconnected



ok, i think thats the last one i'll do for the night. might do more tommorow.


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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Psykopath
post Aug 16 2009, 12:44 AM
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...I think you've done enough.

I'M CUTTING YOU OFF!!!


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THECHICKEN
post Aug 16 2009, 09:54 AM
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Matrix one was hilarious


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jonathan83
post Aug 16 2009, 11:56 AM
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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hey

Stranger: hello biggrin.gif

You: asl?

Stranger: 17, m, brazil

Stranger: u?

You: 56 F England

You: and im horny as hell

You: you?

Stranger: DISGUSTING.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha i like this alter ego...im gonna keep using it!


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jonathan83
post Aug 16 2009, 12:07 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 25 m uk
You: cool im a female
You: im kinda horny though
Stranger: smile.gif
Stranger: no problem
You: thats why i came on here
Stranger: what would you like to do?
You: what do you think? ^^
Stranger: wink.gif
Stranger: how old are you?
You: well im 62, so you can cum inside me because i already finished menopause wink.gif
Stranger: hehe
You: smile.gif
You: you like older woman?
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: i don't mind at all
You: great. you dont mind some gray hairs in your teeth? ^^
Stranger: smile.gif
You: DISGUSTING MAN
You have disconnected.


totally not expecting that. the last time i used the menopause line the guy disconnected laugh.gif

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jonathan83
post Aug 16 2009, 12:14 PM
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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: lol asl like omg like wtf haha

You: ?

You: ^^

Stranger: demilovato69

You: oh yes

You: sounds nice

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


whoa. forsaken got the same person?


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jonathan83
post Aug 16 2009, 12:21 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m, you?
You: 71 F
You: awesome i like young ones
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Spectatrix
post Aug 16 2009, 01:08 PM
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Stranger: hey
You: konnichiwa
Stranger: how r u ?
You: Eh, genki desu. Oname wa desu ka?
Stranger: ka li manikilion pi rati murre atyionichupachups. supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious?
You: Ah, sumimasen. You no speak Japanese?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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