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 Aug 15 2009, 11:07 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: horny female? You: only on the weekends Stranger: today weekends You: ::checks pants:: the transformation is still not complete You: soon, i shall be vagina man Your conversational partner has disconnected. --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:11 PM
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#17
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: helloo You: ::squint:: is this the white room in the Matrix? You: Tank! i need guns You: ... You: Tank! You: ..... You: ... You: Tank? You: there must be a problem on the ship Stranger: get a life dumbass nerd You: Agent! You: i need an exit! Stranger: queer You have disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:22 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: erm... Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard's hat You: lies Stranger:  Stranger: true You: my +3 ogre slaying knife sits in my scabbard Stranger: haha, YES Stranger: i had bacon for dinner Stranger: and steak Stranger: true story You: excellent You: question Stranger: hit me You: is bacon a condiment, or a food group? Stranger: its a pyramid Stranger: a food pyramid You: i disagree Stranger: how old are you Stranger: i am old and wise You: because there is no such thing as "bacon you should eat sparingly" You: such as takes the place of sugar and sweets at the top Stranger: hmmmm Stranger: food for thought You: i r smarter than weeezal Stranger: where are you ? You: i am a native lubbockian. from the far away land of texas Stranger: ah You: i can trace my liniage back to the time of troubles Stranger: ethnicity? Stranger: i like your lingo You: caucasian/white/mix of a bit of everything You: i think i even got a little clint eastwood somewhere in there You: yourself? Stranger: white Stranger: == caucasian You: indeed You: us caucs must stick together Stranger: mmm Stranger: i like the diversity You: fuck that... you can't mix any balls in there, or it's gay Stranger: mmm. i like gay Stranger: also i like to party Stranger: at the disco Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:27 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: DEMILOVATO69? You: jesus? Stranger: yes son You: praise jesus! You: what is this white light i see before me? Stranger: my huge asshole Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:29 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi! 26/M/Germany here ... You: the last conversational partner i had claimed he was jesus... and forced me to gaze into his gaping asshole... You: there was a bright light You: and i could see my ancestors before me Stranger: Funny stuff. You: lies! You: and Treason! Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:36 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: i fuckin dare you You: my last conversational partner was a treasonous dog from germany, and did not appreciate the fine subleties of bacon Stranger: what the hell Stranger: was he jewish? You: according to prophecy You: who in their right mind cannot appreciate bacon? You: if food is the universal language, bacon is the handshake Stranger: maybe Stranger: maybe Stranger: but what do you have to say about a fuckin big mac You: i do not enjoy the taste of squirrel You: at least, squirrel that claims to be the meat of a big mac Stranger: cool Stranger: waht are you a fuckin chef? Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:48 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: this room is white You: like the master race Stranger: My poon is wet You: harpoons get that way Stranger: Send me pics of ur alaskin meat Stranger: no no no poon as in pussy You: what did the whaler say to the eskimo prostitute? You:"thar she blows" Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 15 2009, 11:54 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: this room is white Stranger: why yes it is You: like the master race Stranger: o rly? Stranger: i'm a white person hbu You: i am also a cauc Stranger: sweet You: indeed You: this room is like.... Mime purgatory or something You: silent Stranger: i find racism quite revolting You: and deadly You: racism usually ends that way You: *revolting Stranger: yes indeed Stranger: i bid you good day sir as i move on to troll someone of less intelligence You: good luck with your endevors Stranger: i will need it Your conversational partner has disconnected ok, i think thats the last one i'll do for the night. might do more tommorow. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 16 2009, 12:44 AM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
...I think you've done enough.
I'M CUTTING YOU OFF!!! -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 09:54 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
Matrix one was hilarious
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Aug 16 2009, 11:56 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: hello  You: asl? Stranger: 17, m, brazil Stranger: u? You: 56 F England You: and im horny as hell You: you? Stranger: DISGUSTING. Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha i like this alter ego...im gonna keep using it! --------------------  |
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Aug 16 2009, 12:07 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi You: asl? Stranger: 25 m uk You: cool im a female You: im kinda horny though Stranger:  Stranger: no problem You: thats why i came on here Stranger: what would you like to do? You: what do you think? ^^ Stranger:  Stranger: how old are you? You: well im 62, so you can cum inside me because i already finished menopause Stranger: hehe You: You: you like older woman? Stranger: oh yes Stranger: i don't mind at all You: great. you dont mind some gray hairs in your teeth? ^^ Stranger: You: DISGUSTING MAN You have disconnected. totally not expecting that. the last time i used the menopause line the guy disconnected 
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Aug 16 2009, 12:14 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: lol asl like omg like wtf haha You: ? You: ^^ Stranger: demilovato69 You: oh yes You: sounds nice Your conversational partner has disconnected. whoa. forsaken got the same person? -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 12:21 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
QUOTE Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: wanna cyber? You: sure You: asl? Stranger: 18 m, you? You: 71 F You: awesome i like young ones Your conversational partner has disconnected. This post has been edited by jonathan83: Aug 16 2009, 12:22 PM -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2009, 01:08 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE Stranger: hey
You: konnichiwa Stranger: how r u ? You: Eh, genki desu. Oname wa desu ka? Stranger: ka li manikilion pi rati murre atyionichupachups. supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious? You: Ah, sumimasen. You no speak Japanese? Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
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