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Dogmeat
post Apr 4 2006, 10:31 AM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.....!!!!!

I'm a goin' down to Vegas, gonna get myself a WHORE!
I'm a a goin' down to Vegas, though the price is always more!
Yeah I'm goin' down to Vegas, gonna have myself some fun!
Fuckin' till the cows come home, fuckin' all night long!

So I'm drivin' down here in Vegas, and I'm lookin' for a WHORE!
I'm down here cruisin' round in Vegas, and I see sluts galore!
So I'm a walking down in Vegas, and with my big ol' Stetson hat!
When low and behold what do I see? A whore in a see-thru pair of chaps!

So I mosey on over that way, and I I'm a chattin' with this WHORE!
So I mosey on over this way, and I'm through her bedroom door!
So I mosey on in closer, and I make my fuck stick hard!
I poke her in the pussy, and then I give her my business card!

So I'm high rollin' down in Vegas, already fucked me one slutty whore!
So I'm rollin' down here in Vegas, when somebody stole my car!
So I ain't got no way a gettin home, I'm shit outta luck!
Well that's all fine and good, cuz I'm such a fucking slut!


I'll SUCK DICK FOR A RIDE HOME!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!


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