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 Dec 24 2008, 11:15 AM
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I fucked my ex girlfriend last night
It wasn't a recent ex or anything. It was my high school sweetheart I dated first semester in college. She was a virgin and i never fucked her when I was with her. She cheated on me in December of 99 with this douchebag and we broke up. I always harbored some resentment because I was her first love and she wouldn't give it up to me. But after we broke up she lost it to some idiot she didn't even care about, just to see what sex was like I hadn't even seen her in 8 years. Last time I saw her was the night I turned 21. She randomly IMed me last night and we got to talking. For some reason, I started hitting on her and told her to come over. She did I did this knowing full well she'd get in trouble if she came over. Not with her parents, but with her husband. Yeah, she's married. Has been for more than a year. She told him she was going to her parents' house to wrap presents or some shit. Whoopsies. I should probably feel bad right about now. Unfortunately, I don't have time for regret. I have to go Christmas shopping then play golf --------------------   |
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Dec 24 2008, 11:24 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Yep, you're a douchebag. But hey, at least you know she's a cheater (at least) twice over!
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Dec 24 2008, 12:07 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
OH MY GOD GUYS I GOT LAID!!!
On a serious note Will, once you're done bragging that you banged a married lady, you should probably tell the husband some how. Wouldn't you want someone to look out for your ass? --------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM)  |
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Dec 24 2008, 02:49 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
QUOTE (Watchman @ Dec 24 2008, 10:49 AM) will isn't the douchebag, the chick is the douchebag if i was will i'd call the husband and tell him what cock-loving slut of a wife he has yup give him a call and say ask how your dick tastes -------------------- |
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Dec 24 2008, 03:42 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
Will is a douchebag.
That bitch is a worthless cunt. You've been posting some "golden" threads in the past year, Will. You seem to be a quasi-voyeur with the amount of personal info you love to brag about (though, absolutely none of it has been worthy of bragging). Either way, I hope that husband beats the shit out of you and divorces that whore. -------------------- |
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Dec 24 2008, 03:43 PM
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Should've taken pictures and sent one out appearing as a christmas card to him
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Dec 24 2008, 03:58 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Kudos will
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Dec 24 2008, 08:54 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
dammnit will, that is a shitty thing.
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Dec 24 2008, 09:43 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
i think he just makes shit up
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Dec 24 2008, 10:11 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 24 2008, 09:43 PM) i think he just makes shit up either way, it's still pathetic. -------------------- |
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Dec 25 2008, 12:33 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
so did you blow cum in her pussy or all over her face?
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Dec 25 2008, 04:13 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
thank you dogmeat, for getting this thread back on the right track. haha
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 25 2008, 10:40 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 24 2008, 09:43 PM) i think he just makes shit up Dead wrong. Although, sadly, sometimes I wish you were right about that. Billy and Zach, I'm not bragging. I thought the title of the thread insulting myself and calling myself worthless would be a good enough indicator, but I guess not. I'm a bit past the stage in my life that I'd try to make anyone on here jealous. -------------------- |
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Dec 26 2008, 06:20 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
a female constantly claiming how whorish, slutty, and drunk she is all the time is begging for attention in much the same way.
to these kinds of people, any attention is better than no attention -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 26 2008, 09:04 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I'm the type of person that feels if a person knows someone is cheating on a spouse with them, they are just as guilty. In fact, infidelity is illegal in the military, and people will serve jail time if they cheat. I think informed involved parties can spend time in jail as well.
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