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[rabble]

May I introduce, the product of two trolls on OkCupid.

Chamillon:why do you say being a gemini doesn't matter
tturabble:Should it?
Chamillon:i don't know. i suck at relationships. i can get guys all day and i am exploring what guys say and trying to figure out what men want?
Chamillon:like i'm trust worthy faithful loyal fun all around girl
tturabble:oh my
Chamillon:sorry
Chamillon:thank you. see there is nothing wrong with me, there is something wrong with the men i date
Chamillon:give me your perspective
Chamillon:what do you want for experimental purposes
Chamillon:from the opposite sex
Chamillon:what about need
Chamillon:i am a women that doesn't want or need a man right??? unless i want sex
tturabble:everyone needs someone i suppose
Chamillon:yea but y does it hurt that he doesn't want me again
tturabble:because
tturabble:i take it you just got out of a long relationship
Chamillon:yea
tturabble:hmm
tturabble:you shouldnt let it get you down
Chamillon:you are right
Chamillon:but y does it
tturabble:i guess because you had a lot invested in the relationship
Chamillon:gosh you are a genius
Chamillon:hope you aren't charging me
Chamillon:makes sense to be hurt
tturabble:no, on the internet everything is free
Chamillon:because i hold on to resentment for investing more i feel
tturabble:whatever helps you sleep at night i guess
Chamillon:'ll be ok thanks
tturabble:the has been the most entertaining thing
tturabble:grade A troll
Chamillon:glad you got your kicks
tturabble:haha how many people give the whole "oh ill come help you" thing
Chamillon:what do you mean
Chamillon:none
tturabble:dang, I would have expected at least a few
Chamillon:yea they all say that
Chamillon:fuck men
Chamillon:goodnight
tturabble:yeah we suck
tturabble:have fun with your trolling!
Chamillon:fuck you
Chamillon:jerk
tturabble:its the internet
Chamillon:what does trolling mean
tturabble:if you want real advice, time heals all wounds
tturabble:youll realize that it wasnt meant to be
tturabble:youll remember all the shitty times you had
tturabble:and someone better will come along
Chamillon:yea and it hurts cuz i didn't end it sooner and i wish i was mean to him
tturabble:so you have to look to the future and be ready to accept it blah blah blah
Chamillon:but i was a lady the whole time
tturabble:no guy wants a lady
Chamillon:i know
Chamillon:i know that now
tturabble:we want tits and ass
tturabble:lots of it
Chamillon:at least you are honest
tturabble:well
tturabble:if you want a guy
tturabble:show a lot of cleavage and wear tight pants
tturabble:you'll want to rebound as soon as possible
Chamillon:i get men all the time. so you mean to keep a guy act like a tramp???
tturabble:nono
Chamillon:already had a rebound
tturabble:to get a guy you need to act like a tramp
tturabble:once you have one then you gotta lay down the law and take his balls away
tturabble:you gotta turn into a megabitch
Chamillon:i did that and now he is with another girl
tturabble:yeah but you did it wrong
tturabble:you still gotta be a slut too
Chamillon:he does this to me and then calls me depressed cuz he knows what i do for him
tturabble:the only way to fix it is to have a three way with him and his new girl
tturabble:that or kill her
Chamillon:well being slut by sleeping with other men while we were split up count
tturabble:sure
tturabble:go screw happy
Chamillon:thanks
Chamillon:i did that lasttime
tturabble:no problem
Chamillon:think he'll come crawling back again
tturabble:yeah of course
tturabble:you gotta get the news out that youve got the good stuff
Chamillon:thank god and this time i'll be ready to hand it to him and lose his number for good
tturabble:i seriously hope this is a prank, if not this is the most pathetic thing ever
Chamillon:i am pathetic
Chamillon:so i just don't talk to him if he calls
tturabble:yeah sure why not
Chamillon:what??? act civil
tturabble:just go watch swingers
tturabble:why should i?
Chamillon:why
Chamillon:i mean i act civil towards him
Chamillon:???
tturabble:fuck i dont care
Chamillon:whatever
tturabble:YOU ARE ON A WEBSITE WITH RANDOM ASS PEOPLE
Chamillon:are you amused yet
Chamillon:i'm being serious
tturabble:no one else is
tturabble:this entire website is an elaborate ruse
tturabble:real advice would be to get off the fucking internet and deal with your life the right way
tturabble:and yes, i am having a great time
Chamillon:ok thanks bye