Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

Reply to this topicStart new topic
> BCS declares Germany the winner of World War II
post Dec 8 2008, 07:59 PM
Post #1

DEATH TO ....something?

Group: Members
Posts: 5,616
Joined: 23-February 06
From: Vernal, UT
Member No.: 55

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants, the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

B/R Ticket Guide Powered by FanSnap.com

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolf Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.


laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

I r Ur Gawd!
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
The Fanatic
post Dec 8 2008, 10:42 PM
Post #2

Do they ignore parts of reality?

Group: Moderators
Posts: 2,935
Joined: 23-February 06
From: South Overton!!!
Member No.: 46

it doesn't matter because Germany's loss came at the end of the season so the US would jump to number one. This satire fails...

A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

-Philip K. Dick
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
post Dec 10 2008, 10:45 AM
Post #3

Group: Admin
Posts: 3,398
Joined: 23-February 06
Member No.: 35

The main issue is that Sweden never surrendered because they were never invaded.


"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist."
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post

Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:


Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 21st January 2019 - 10:45 AM
Skin made by: skeedio.com