 Everybody stare at Jessica thread |
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 Jun 25 2008, 02:24 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
*stare*
Quick! If enough of us stare at her, she'll feel all uncomfortable and run away screaming! HA HA!!!!!! *stare stare stare* -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:28 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Dogmeat gets aroused when he tucks his penis back because it looks like a vagina. Problem is, he can't masturbate to it, because that requires untucking his package.
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Jun 25 2008, 02:29 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 25 2008, 02:28 PM)  Dogmeat gets aroused when he tucks his penis back because it looks like a vagina. Problem is, he can't masturbate to it, because that requires untucking his package.  No.... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:44 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Duxrluvly: I wonder what its like to have a dick
Mega Dogmeat: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Duxrluvly: They are silly!  Mega Dogmeat: Ummm.... Duxrluvly: I bet it's fun to hop up and down with one and watch it boing! Mega Dogmeat: what the hell kind of drugs are you on ...?!? Duxrluvly: I dont know I want a pet duck  
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:49 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Mega Dogmeat (11:48:53 AM): god I hate my fucking penis
Mega Dogmeat (11:48:53 AM): i wish I had a vagina so I could fuck lots of guys Mega Dogmeat (11:48:56 AM): Utah has a lot of hot dudes Mega Dogmeat (11:49:07 AM): with big penises to hop on Duxrluvly (11:51:15 AM): I seriously think you should get a sex change if this is how you feel |
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Jun 25 2008, 02:50 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 25 2008, 02:49 PM) Mega Dogmeat (11:48:53 AM): god I hate my fucking penis Mega Dogmeat (11:48:53 AM): i wish I had a vagina so I could fuck lots of guys Mega Dogmeat (11:48:56 AM): Utah has a lot of hot dudes Mega Dogmeat (11:49:07 AM): with big penises to hop on Duxrluvly (11:51:15 AM): I seriously think you should get a sex change if this is how you feel I am not even kidding. I would seriously be the biggest slut in the UNIVERSE if I was a girl. I'd fuck EVERYONE. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:51 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 25 2008, 03:50 PM) I am not even kidding. I would seriously be the biggest slut in the UNIVERSE if I was a girl. I'd fuck EVERYONE. Well, you have an asshole... Get to it.
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Jun 25 2008, 02:53 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
I once had a baby duck hatch at our house. It followed me around everywhere. Went swimming with it. Then i found its real mother and gave it back... it figured it out once it realized what a duck is supposed to look like. Good times.
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Jun 25 2008, 02:53 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Jun 25 2008, 02:53 PM) I once had a baby duck hatch at our house. It followed me around everywhere. Went swimming with it. Then i found its real mother and gave it back... it figured it out once it realized what a duck is supposed to look like. Good times. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CUDDLE!!!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 25 2008, 02:54 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 25 2008, 03:53 PM) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CUDDLE!!!!!! You're supposed to be staring damn it -------------------- |
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Jun 25 2008, 03:04 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I really do want a baby duck as a pet. Anyone know how feasible that is?
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Jun 25 2008, 03:54 PM) You're supposed to be staring damn it hehe Dogmeat wants to cuddle with you! How cute!
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Jun 25 2008, 03:25 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,591 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 31 |
chandler had a duck on friends!!
-------------------- Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Jun 25 2008, 04:23 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (cmac @ Jun 25 2008, 04:25 PM) chandler had a duck on friends!! I KNOW!!!!!! I want one!!!!
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Jun 25 2008, 05:19 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 25 2008, 04:04 PM) I really do want a baby duck as a pet. Anyone know how feasible that is? hehe Dogmeat wants to cuddle with you! How cute! Back at my parents place on the lake i knew of a couple people who had them as pets. Not sure how much water is required though. Just google it. I'd bet they are messy. -------------------- |
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Jun 25 2008, 07:16 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
You have to keep a duck in a cage and poke it with a stick regularly for it to survive ...
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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