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post Jun 5 2008, 08:16 AM
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yeah but your other degree is also on that list...


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post Jun 5 2008, 10:35 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 5 2008, 09:16 AM) *
yeah but your other degree is also on that list...

Journalism and communication majors are not the same thing.


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post Jun 5 2008, 10:36 AM
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computer science should be added to that list
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post Jun 5 2008, 11:52 AM
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not finding it worthwhile lance?
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post Jun 5 2008, 12:46 PM
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i found out i hate computers and programming
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post Jun 5 2008, 12:48 PM
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post Jun 5 2008, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 5 2008, 09:16 AM) *
yeah but your other degree is also on that list...
seriously, what has crawled up your ass lately? You and Kevin not doing well? Ever since you two started dating, you started acting like a civil person then all of a sudden like a week ago you went back to being a bitch.

And just as Christine said, Communications is not the same as Journalism. Communications teaches how to do public speaking, communicate effectively, etc. I have a degree in writing for newspapers, magazines, etc which I've already had 2 major stories published in the Austin American Statesman and another story published in a periodical. If I wasn't doing the whole pregnant thing, I would be interning at a paper right now. Also, I have found that finding a job with my degrees is quite simple. smile.gif Thx
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post Jun 5 2008, 06:42 PM
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It helps to be able to spell periodical. wink.gif


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post Jun 5 2008, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jun 5 2008, 07:42 PM) *
It helps to be able to spell periodical. wink.gif
I just woke up. Give me a break. Oh that and my spell check on firefox has been acting retarded lately. Not that I can't spell, but I have become very reliant on Word catching my spelling errors. Yeah... I am one of those people. I'm more of a punctuation and grammar buff, but you don't see me going around correcting everybody now do you? I see correcting spelling on here just as pointless/annoying honestly. That is unless someone is frequently putting "your" instead of "you're." That annoys the hell out of me as it is something that should have been learned in the second grade.

I just fixed my spelling though... weee


And you know what is weird... When I am typing, Firefox only finds certain misspellings, but when I go to edit a post, it finds them all. SOOOOO weird.
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post Jun 5 2008, 08:06 PM
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That list should have been the 15 most worthless college degrees and also had:

Psychology - Get a job subdueing teenage crack babies with prescription drugs in a "bad kids" ward.

Sociology - Get a job working for a state government agency handing out welfare checks to crack babies crackhead parents

Environmental (Sciences, Chemistry, et all *) - Get a job making "Go Green" stickers for some whack ass political group as your college professors have brainwashed you too far to accomplish anything else with your life.

* if you get a BS in environmental engineering at least you've learned enough math and physics and chemistry you can get a real job doing something else hopefully.

Politicle Science - If you can even get a job, you're probably going to be relegated to campaigning for minimum wage for whatever party you've decided to be affiliated with. If you get a PhD in this and actually learn some math maybe you'll make campaign manager some day. It's tough to get a job when you have a BS in BS .... literally.


Women's Studies - You can get a job being a professional dyke and teach man-hating to other weirdos at some back asswards liberal arts college in Southern California.

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post Jun 5 2008, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 5 2008, 07:36 PM) *
I have a degree in writing for newspapers, magazines, etc which I've already had 2 major stories published in the Austin American Statesman and another story published in a periodical.


we need to get you a role in a classic 80's movie. toss in some mutant turtles, or an australian guy who kills crocadiles, and we've got a damn good movie!


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jun 5 2008, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jun 5 2008, 08:09 PM) *
we need to get you a role in a classic 80's movie. toss in some mutant turtles, or an australian guy who kills crocadiles, and we've got a damn good movie!


And also a chineese guy who dances weird.


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post Jun 5 2008, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 5 2008, 09:14 PM) *
And also a chineese guy who dances weird.


yea

gotta have comic relief


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Jun 5 2008, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 5 2008, 09:06 PM) *
That list should have been the 15 most worthless college degrees and also had:

Psychology - Get a job subdueing teenage crack babies with prescription drugs in a "bad kids" ward.

Sociology - Get a job working for a state government agency handing out welfare checks to crack babies crackhead parents

Environmental (Sciences, Chemistry, et all *) - Get a job making "Go Green" stickers for some whack ass political group as your college professors have brainwashed you too far to accomplish anything else with your life.

* if you get a BS in environmental engineering at least you've learned enough math and physics and chemistry you can get a real job doing something else hopefully.

[b]Political Science - If you can even get a job, you're probably going to be relegated to campaigning for minimum wage for whatever party you've decided to be affiliated with. If you get a PhD in this and actually learn some math maybe you'll make campaign manager some day. It's tough to get a job when you have a BS in BS .... literally.[/b]
Women's Studies - You can get a job being a professional dyke and teach man-hating to other weirdos at some back asswards liberal arts college in Southern California.

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Actually it's a BA (at least mine was), and I had job offers that were pretty nice with just that (legal researcher in a law office here in town, other desk/research jobs)...though I've decided to devote my time to other endeavors.
It's also a good "prep" degree for Law School, which I will be taking the LSAT here in the next few months.

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post Jun 5 2008, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Jun 5 2008, 08:25 PM) *
Actually it's a BA (at least mine was), and I had job offers that were pretty nice with just that (legal researcher in a law office here in town, other desk/research jobs)...though I've decided to devote my time to other endeavors.
It's also a good "prep" degree for Law School, which I will be taking the LSAT here in the next few months.


Which one?


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