 Solution to teen / poor person pregnancy |
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| Solution to teen / poor person pregnancy |
 Jun 6 2008, 07:53 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Ok, so we all know about the problems of teen pregnancy, which primarily means 15 year old skanks with parents who push pot for a living popping more kids out, etc, poverty, and on and on and on.
They've tried supplying rubbers at school, and all that shit, but I think that sex education has completley missed the boat in public schools. The solution is simple: Start teaching compulsive masturbation. Seriously. Just tell kids that sex is completley over-rated because nobody else knows as much about your own private parts as you do, and that the only time you should share private parts is when you actually want to make a kid after you're married and financially secure. I mean if we start teaching kids from an early age that jacking off is the coolest thing in the world, eventually, it'll happen. This would be a mass cultural reprogramming, however, we've seen this before. Communism, terrorism, etc .... masturbationism .... It would work, and help aliviate global overpopulation, STD's, unplanned pregnancies, etc ... I mean seriously, there could be magazines devoted entirley to teaching kids about jacking off, billboards, etc ... ? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 6 2008, 10:06 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
you just finished masterbating right before you posted this didn't you.
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Jun 6 2008, 10:07 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
i jack off 8-15 times a day on average
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jun 6 2008, 10:14 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
they say that's good for preventing prostate cancer
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Jun 6 2008, 10:37 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
a day filled full of masterbation usually leaves me feeling drained
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 7 2008, 01:53 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Melt all those condoms down into fleshlights!
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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