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 Jun 1 2008, 12:35 AM
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well people will just take shit at face value so it doesn't matter what you say. reminds me of the penn and teller thing where they got the treehuggers to sign the ban on dihydrogen monoxide. i bet i could come up with some bullshit and spam it all over the place and get it accepted as fact by 90% of people who read it. how about this:
"Don't flush your toilet until it's full. If everyone in the U.S. would do this it'd save the equivalent of 50 million trees in the rainforest per year." |
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Jun 1 2008, 12:44 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jun 1 2008, 01:35 AM)  well people will just take shit at face value so it doesn't matter what you say. reminds me of the penn and teller thing where they got the treehuggers to sign the ban on dihydrogen monoxide. i bet i could come up with some bullshit and spam it all over the place and get it accepted as fact by 90% of people who read it. how about this: most water that is wasted is because of the toilet actually. I prefer to flush though.... I mean, that's one area where I DEFINITELY draw the line at being eco-friendly
"Don't flush your toilet until it's full. If everyone in the U.S. would do this it'd save the equivalent of 50 million trees in the rainforest per year." |
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Jun 1 2008, 10:44 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
the funny part to me is, often times because of the "water save" features of toilets, i end up having to flush 2-3 times.
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Jun 1 2008, 02:14 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
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Jun 1 2008, 09:19 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Jun 1 2008, 11:44 AM) the funny part to me is, often times because of the "water save" features of toilets, i end up having to flush 2-3 times. I know... it's annoying as shit...literally
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Jun 1 2008, 09:20 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
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whats wrong with you guys poop? -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Jun 1 2008, 09:22 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 1 2008, 10:20 PM) ... it's not the poop. Even when I pee, it only flushes half of it and the water is still yellow. Or the wopping 3 squares of TP I use don't go down.
whats wrong with you guys poop? |
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Jun 1 2008, 09:30 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
have you taken monsterious shits in the past that have clogged up the pipes making the pressure low? never happened to me before
maybe after volcano butt you broke the toilet -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Jun 1 2008, 09:31 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 1 2008, 09:31 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 1 2008, 10:20 PM) ... whats wrong with you guys poop? i eat treehuggers for breakfast |
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Jun 1 2008, 09:39 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
id think all that fiber would help your bowel movements
poopy go shmoopy? -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Jun 1 2008, 09:45 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 1 2008, 10:30 PM) have you taken monsterious shits in the past that have clogged up the pipes making the pressure low? never happened to me before no but someone here in my building has flushed A TOWEL down the toilet several times so the sewage system gets backed up. maybe after volcano butt you broke the toilet The second time it happened, we had no running water for a day, our toilets didn't flush for almost 2 days, and there was sewage all over the sidewalk outside. How did I know it was sewage? 1) It stank like ass and 2) There was soggy toilet paper all over the ground. It was very unsanitary. It happened 3 times in a month, and it was annoying as shit having to walk to the gas station to go pee. And having to jump from my front door to clean sidewalk outside. Yeah, not fun Oh and the toilets have sucked at flushing since I moved in, so either the person before me took madd shits OR the water pressure just sucks because that's the way it was built |
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