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[Oasis]

I'm testing out a new investment theory and I have no idea if it'll work.

I just bought a '63 Thunderbird for $6k. Pretty good condition, good enough to take some whore out on a date with.

My theory is the car is better than cash, since the dollar isn't worth dick right now. I can dump about $4500-$5k in to it and it'll be worth about $15k. I'm going on the advice of a coworker who buys, fixes up, and sells cars as a side project. He's been doing this for 30+ years and he recommended that I start doing it. He owns about 12 automobiles the last time I counted.

I wish I could find some "normal" investments like stocks that hold my interest. Oh well, buying and selling strange shit is more fun