White Person Names Options

[Dogmeat]

Given the trend among black folks in the last 30 years or so to make up rediculous names for their children for the sole purpose that these names sound "black", it's come to my attention that white people need to pick up the pace.

These names that black people are giving themselves sound "black" and are supposed to represent black heritage I am guessing, even though most of them just sound rediculous.

I say we white people start naming our children rediculous white person names!

Here are some I came up with:

Beese
Bawrn
Roost
Kwiss
Argthar

I guess now that I think about it we could just start naming our children after characters from World of Warcraft.

Nevermind I'll just do that.

That was we'll win the award for having more rediculous names than black people are getting these days now! HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!