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post Feb 5 2008, 09:19 AM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Feb 5 2008, 02:05 AM) *
since you've read so many I'm sure. and no, having mommy and daddy make you go to sunday school when you were a child doesn't mean you've read the bible.

my parents never forced us to go to sunday school or church. my mom made a joke about being engulfed in flames upon entering the church for my nieces baptism. shes one of the spawns of satan.

christian stories more boring than other religions' text:
take the creation story for example. god created blah blah blah in so and so amount of time or a GIANT ice ox lived in a world divided between fire and ice and licked a giant frost giant out of an ice block who later spawned into gods which then killed the ice giant, cut him up in pieces and threw brains and entrails into the air to make the world on his corpse


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post Feb 5 2008, 09:35 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 4 2008, 11:09 PM) *
the Christian bible is the most boring religious text ever created. through some pizazz into the thing

at least taoism has depth


you should look into the apocrypha... they're books that were originally included in the bible but were thrown out in the early years because they support reincarnation and other far-east-style ideas
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post Feb 5 2008, 10:09 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 5 2008, 09:19 AM) *
my parents never forced us to go to sunday school or church. my mom made a joke about being engulfed in flames upon entering the church for my nieces baptism. shes one of the spawns of satan.

christian stories more boring than other religions' text:
take the creation story for example. god created blah blah blah in so and so amount of time or a GIANT ice ox lived in a world divided between fire and ice and licked a giant frost giant out of an ice block who later spawned into gods which then killed the ice giant, cut him up in pieces and threw brains and entrails into the air to make the world on his corpse

frost giant you say?


Seriously though, do you believe the story more because it has fantastic creatures?
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post Feb 5 2008, 10:16 AM
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post Feb 5 2008, 10:23 AM
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QUOTE (Watchman @ Feb 5 2008, 09:35 AM) *
you should look into the apocrypha... they're books that were originally included in the bible but were thrown out in the early years because they support reincarnation and other far-east-style ideas


There are numerous reasons why certain texts were not included in the canons. For Old Testament books, ex. The book of Enoch, the book was used to try and explain something referenced earlier in text yet did more harm than good (ie. the book of Enoch tried to explain how Cain had a wife).

In the New Testament certain books were excluded because they were obviously written after they were said to have been (the Apocryphan of James, The Gospel of Thomas).


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post Feb 5 2008, 11:18 AM
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this thread makes me gag...

I like to read VALUABLE literature.


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post Feb 5 2008, 11:58 AM
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QUOTE (blaarg @ Feb 5 2008, 11:18 AM) *
this thread makes me gag...

I like to read VALUABLE literature.


Yeah, LoTR and self-help books are valuable rolleyes.gif tongue.gif


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post Feb 5 2008, 12:06 PM
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QUOTE (2wolUTT @ Feb 5 2008, 08:25 AM) *
I like to read sports non-fiction.


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post Feb 5 2008, 01:19 PM
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QUOTE (Hartmann @ Feb 5 2008, 11:58 AM) *
Yeah, LoTR and self-help books are valuable rolleyes.gif tongue.gif


Wow, considering my last post on the "what are you watching/reading" thread was Ulysses by Joyce, but LOTR and self-help books are a close second...

...I've got to thinking, it seems like the bible is a combination of the two...


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QUOTE (blaarg @ Feb 5 2008, 01:19 PM) *
Wow, considering my last post on the "what are you watching/reading" thread was Ulysses by Joyce, but LOTR and self-help books are a close second...

...I've got to thinking, it seems like the bible is a combination of the two...


I wasn't making fun or anything, I just thought it would be a funny line.

You are welcome to your opinion, but I very much disagree that the Bible is a self-help book for a simple reason, it clearly states you can't help yourself.


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post Feb 5 2008, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE (Watchman @ Feb 4 2008, 05:03 PM) *


You know, this post wouldn't normally be that funny, but after reading through that... I think the list is actually SERIOUS.


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QUOTE (pebkac @ Feb 5 2008, 02:39 PM) *
You know, this post wouldn't normally be that funny, but after reading through that... I think the list is actually SERIOUS.

I couldn't decide whether I thought it was serious or not. crying.gif


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post Feb 5 2008, 04:04 PM
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Listen, you don't know the history of psychiatry, I do.

religious arguments always remind me of tom-cruise-type crazies.

sometimes it seems like enlightenment writers like Paine, Voltaire and Hume did very little for long term views of religion.

king james was a terrible king by christian standards, at least at the time.

neither group should have members debating someone who does not want to debate.

the point that Locke (religious and conservative) and many others make is that it is necessary to constantly challenge and question your beliefs in order to be fully developed as a religious person. i.e. it is necessary that logic and faith interact.

but if you do not want to debate, the answer is much more simplistic and requires only avoidance.
people who claim the first but fail to adhere to the latter have other agendas which supersede their proclaimed disinterest.


in closing, rub-a-dub.
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post Feb 5 2008, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE (TetraGrammaton Cleric @ Feb 5 2008, 04:04 PM) *
in closing, rub-a-dub.


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post Feb 5 2008, 04:36 PM
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the point that Locke (religious and conservative) and many others make is that it is necessary to constantly challenge and question your beliefs in order to be fully developed as a religious person. i.e. it is necessary that logic and faith interact.


Unfortunately, most people are dogmatic zealots when it concerns their ideology of religion/ non-religion.


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