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Spectatrix
post Jan 4 2008, 05:08 PM
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this thread just took a terrible turn south...

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post Jan 4 2008, 05:59 PM
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Ask her if she was at (insert name of trendy local bar) last Saturday, because you saw someone that looked just like her. Of course her answer will be no, but at least it strikes up a conversation in a somewhat non creepy way


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post Jan 4 2008, 06:08 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 05:59 PM) *
Ask her if she was at (insert name of trendy local bar) last Saturday, because you saw someone that looked just like her. Of course her answer will be no, but at least it strikes up a conversation in a somewhat non creepy way



SO... begin a new relationship by lying....... interesting concept there, romeo


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post Jan 4 2008, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jan 4 2008, 06:08 PM) *
SO... begin a new relationship by lying....... interesting concept there, romeo


Most relationships begin with lies, Juliet. Somehow I doubt guys who go up to drunk girls at bars are actually interested in what the bitches have to say


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post Jan 4 2008, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 07:48 PM) *
Most relationships begin with lies, Juliet. Somehow I doubt guys who go up to drunk girls at bars are actually interested in what the bitches have to say


thats why you never try to date people at bars.


wait... didn't you meet your girl at a bar?


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post Jan 4 2008, 08:35 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 07:48 PM) *
Most relationships begin with lies, Juliet. Somehow I doubt guys who go up to drunk girls at bars are actually interested in what the bitches have to say



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You pathetic excuse for a man.


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post Jan 4 2008, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 07:48 PM) *
Most relationships begin with lies, Juliet. Somehow I doubt guys who go up to drunk girls at bars are actually interested in what the bitches have to say

This explains so, SO much... dry.gif


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post Jan 5 2008, 09:11 AM
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My god you people are fucking stupid. Just because I said that doesn't mean I do it nor support it. I'm just saying that a lot of guys go to bars for the sole purpose of getting laid. A lot of guys pretend to be interested in whatever inane shit a girl has to say because they want to get in her pants. Don't shoot the messenger, and don't be dumb enough to think that I do those things.

And no, Brandon, I didn't meet her at a bar. Although she does work at a restaurant that happens to serve alcohol. Didn't meet her their either though. Where'd you meet your hoe? Facethejury? LAN party? Some bitch you bonded out of jail?


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post Jan 5 2008, 09:48 AM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 5 2008, 09:11 AM) *
My god you people are fucking stupid. Just because I said that doesn't mean I do it nor support it.


QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 4 2008, 05:59 PM) *
Ask her if she was at (insert name of trendy local bar) last Saturday, because you saw someone that looked just like her. Of course her answer will be no, but at least it strikes up a conversation in a somewhat non creepy way

Despite Jessica's flaws and trolling, she's right on at least one thing. You make this waaaaaay too fucking easy sometimes.


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post Jan 5 2008, 10:07 AM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 5 2008, 09:48 AM) *
Despite Jessica's flaws and trolling, she's right on at least one thing. You make this waaaaaay too fucking easy sometimes.


What on earth does this have to do with Jessica?

I don't support meeting women on the internet, period. It's fucking pathetic and shows just how socially inept you are in real life to not have the gall to go up and talk to someone.

But if I were to ever hit up a hot chick on myspace and try to strike up a conversation without sounding like a total sleazeball, I'd probably say something along those lines. It's a completely harmless white lie, and if you ever did hook up with her she'd probably get a kick out of the story later on. Hell, she'd probably be flattered


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post Jan 5 2008, 01:58 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Jan 5 2008, 10:07 AM) *
What on earth does this have to do with Jessica?

I don't support meeting women on the internet, period. It's fucking pathetic and shows just how socially inept you are in real life to not have the gall to go up and talk to someone.

But if I were to ever hit up a hot chick on myspace and try to strike up a conversation without sounding like a total sleazeball, I'd probably say something along those lines. It's a completely harmless white lie, and if you ever did hook up with her she'd probably get a kick out of the story later on. Hell, she'd probably be flattered



so it's ok to troll a bar looking for ass, but not to talk to people online, and genuinely like their personality first? wow.... no wonder you can't keep a girl happy


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post Jan 5 2008, 04:20 PM
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welp. she apparently decided not to message me back.

i saw she logged into her profile today but I got no message.

ah well sad.gif


That's probably a good thing, as it turns out she used to "date" another halliburton "engineer" here in vernal....

sucks I didn't get to her first haha huh.gif


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post Jan 5 2008, 06:27 PM
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Just because someone logs into their profile doesn't mean they check their messages. tongue.gif

Don't write it off as a loss quite yet.


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post Jan 5 2008, 07:46 PM
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at the same time, don't expect too much. if it happens, it happens. you've done what you can. go about your day like normal

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post Jan 5 2008, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 5 2008, 07:27 PM) *
Just because someone logs into their profile doesn't mean they check their messages. tongue.gif

Don't write it off as a loss quite yet.


who the hell logs into their profile and doesn't check their message? what the hell is the point of having myspace if you never check your messages?


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