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 Dec 19 2007, 02:57 PM
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/snuznluz.shtml
QUOTE The SnūzNLūz uses the very complex psychological phenomemon known as 'HATRED'. Basically it's human nature to wish harm upon your enemies. Similarly, it's human nature not to give your enemies gobs of cash so that they can grow big and dominate the world with their totally wrong, stupid and invalid point of view. ThinkGeek realized that. That's why everytime you hit the snooze button, the SnūzNLūz will donate a specified amount of your real money to a non-profit you hate. The problem of sleeping in is solved. .. Common Usage Suggestions! Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU! Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society! Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org Are you a hippie? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the American Coal Foundation.  I could set this thing to donate to the Aggie alumni association or something and I'd never sleep in again. |
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Dec 19 2007, 03:10 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,591 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 31 |
thinkgeek never fails to amaze me...
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Dec 19 2007, 03:12 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha
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Dec 19 2007, 03:16 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Their April Fools stuff is awesome.
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Dec 19 2007, 06:44 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
haha, that's great
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