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 Dec 14 2007, 03:40 PM
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 goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94  |
Who will be king? Tell the most offensive joke you know:
i will start a young boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods. the boy says to the pedophile, "gee mister, these woods are scary." pedophile says, "i don't know what you're complaining about, i have to walk back alone" go --------------------  |
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Dec 14 2007, 03:42 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken |
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Dec 14 2007, 03:46 PM
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goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 14 2007, 03:42 PM)  Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken wow, A twenty-something disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been fucked! Will you help me?" The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees. He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance. "I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW your fucked!" he says and starts to row away. -------------------- |
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Dec 14 2007, 03:46 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
What has four legs and one arm?
A pit bull at a playground --------------------   |
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Dec 14 2007, 03:49 PM
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Corrupting the youth of America Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 12-May 06 From: Alice, TX Member No.: 176 |
What sound does a baby in a blender make?
hell if i know....i was too busy masterbating. Whats the difference between an apple and a dead fetus? you dont cum on an apple before you eat it. -------------------- Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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Dec 14 2007, 03:53 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
What's black and white and red all over?
A battered wife. -------------------- |
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Dec 14 2007, 04:21 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 112 Joined: 30-September 07 Member No.: 2,514 |
How do you make an eight year old girl cry twice?
Wipe you bloody dick on her teddy bear after you rape her. What's the difference between a wagon full of babies and a wagon full of bowling balls? Only one can be unloaded with a pitchfork. These are brought to you from the Gardendale Police Department. Fucking sickos. -------------------- QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 1 2009, 06:17 PM) REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS YOU WERE BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS HAD YOU JUST THROWN THEM AWAY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOD WOULD NOT HAVE KILLED YOUR TV :) |
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Dec 14 2007, 04:23 PM
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Corrupting the youth of America Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 12-May 06 From: Alice, TX Member No.: 176 |
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing...youve already told her twice -------------------- Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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Dec 14 2007, 04:32 PM
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goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94 |
Why won't a black guy use aspirin?
He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle. -------------------- |
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Dec 14 2007, 04:38 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
Crib death --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 14 2007, 04:39 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (johnthedrunk @ Dec 14 2007, 04:32 PM) Why won't a black guy use aspirin? He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.  This one has my vote
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Dec 14 2007, 04:40 PM
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Corrupting the youth of America Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 12-May 06 From: Alice, TX Member No.: 176 |
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none......you all know a feminist has never changed anything -------------------- Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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Dec 14 2007, 04:48 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
What is red, bubbly, and crys while pawing at the window?
a baby in a microwave -------------------- |
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Dec 14 2007, 05:09 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
what's the worst part about fucking a bald pussy?
--- having to put the diaper back on when you're done |
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Dec 14 2007, 05:13 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
whats the worst part about eating vegetables?
putting the catheter back in -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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