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 Dec 14 2007, 05:26 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4  |
"What's the worst part about fucking Sasquatch?"
"I don't know. Ask Lauren." 
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Dec 14 2007, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 14 2007, 05:26 PM)  "What's the worst part about fucking Sasquatch?" "I don't know. Ask Lauren." I burst out laughing at this. Fuck, that was funny. This post has been edited by Psykopath: Dec 14 2007, 05:31 PM -------------------- QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 1 2009, 06:17 PM) REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS YOU WERE BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS HAD YOU JUST THROWN THEM AWAY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOD WOULD NOT HAVE KILLED YOUR TV :) |
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Dec 14 2007, 05:52 PM
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 goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94 |
Jesus walks into the Hilton hotel with 3 nails and says, "Can you put me up for Easter?"
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Dec 14 2007, 06:01 PM
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goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94 |
What do you call 5 black guys hanging from a tree?
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Dec 14 2007, 06:09 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 112 Joined: 30-September 07 Member No.: 2,514 |
QUOTE (johnthedrunk @ Dec 14 2007, 06:01 PM) What do you call 5 black guys hanging from a tree? -A good start. FIXED -------------------- QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 1 2009, 06:17 PM) REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS YOU WERE BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS HAD YOU JUST THROWN THEM AWAY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOD WOULD NOT HAVE KILLED YOUR TV :) |
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Dec 14 2007, 06:14 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Black Bear @ Dec 14 2007, 06:09 PM) FIXED BAZING -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Dec 14 2007, 09:41 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
what do you call a fag in a wheelchair?
rollaids --------------------  |
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Dec 14 2007, 11:57 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
Q: What's the best part about eight year old girls?
A: After you're done with them, you can turn them over and use them as eight year-old boys! -------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Dec 14 2007, 11:58 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Dec 14 2007, 09:41 PM) what do you call a fag in a wheelchair? rollaids DAMN!!! That really is offensive. -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Dec 15 2007, 12:05 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Once, two Jews grabbed the same penny... -------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Dec 15 2007, 05:25 AM
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 Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
What did Hitler say to the black man?
You, go to the back of the oven. Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill. --------------------  |
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Dec 15 2007, 02:37 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
man, this thread isn't as good as the one about the Applebee's incident that spawned into 20 pages of dead baby jokes in 2 hours.
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Dec 15 2007, 02:59 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (dauss @ Dec 15 2007, 02:37 PM) man, this thread isn't as good as the one about the Applebee's incident that spawned into 20 pages of dead baby jokes in 2 hours. I dont remember that.
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Dec 15 2007, 03:07 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
why do women have babies?
because it hurts and they deserve it --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 15 2007, 03:09 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 15 2007, 03:07 PM) why do women have babies? Why do girls kick boys in the ballsbecause it hurts and they deserve it because it hurts and they deserve it |
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