 How do you message a girl on myspace? |
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| How do you message a girl on myspace? |
 Jan 4 2008, 02:13 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Let's say you're desperate, you live in Vernal UT, and you actually found one attractive female with a myspace page here.
Do you message her or not, knowing that there are probably 100,000,000,000 other oilfield guys in this same town who have all messaged her on myspace? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:17 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
is this a serious thread?
if so...I would simply go in saying something charming or funny. like, "I know this is out of left field but"...paramount is that you are nonpervish...perhaps make fun of the crappy town or something and say how you're new to town and ask what there is to do there. if she doesn't reply, never email her again. if she does...please for the love of god refrain from pervitude. remember...you have to be a friend to make a friend. unless she is a horny dumptruck with a club foot, no chick is going to be into some random stranger coming on to her on the internets. |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:22 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I guess I can like
just not give a shit and message her hahaha QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 4 2008, 03:17 PM)  is this a serious thread? Yes, at Christine's request for more substinate matter in this forum, it is 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:22 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
You can send her a note like the guy in Atonement.....all telling her about how you have been dreaming of her wet cunt.
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Jan 4 2008, 02:23 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
just try to not reek of desperation or pervitude and email her.
you know what seems to work? being normal and carefree. |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:25 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 4 2008, 03:23 PM) just try to not reek of desperation or pervitude and email her. you know what seems to work? being normal and carefree. well. normal isn't part of my demenor, and carefree is generall more along the lines of "Y0 kraka I dont givez a nigga fuck YO" bah this is a waste of time i'm just gonna go buy a vibrator -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:26 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 02:25 PM) bah this is a waste of time i'm just gonna go buy a vibrator Spit water on the floor. CLASSIC DOGMEAT!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:27 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 02:25 PM) bah this is a waste of time i'm just gonna go buy a vibrator FOR YOURSELF?? |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:27 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
just fucking pull your balls out of the jar on the mantle and email the chick.
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Jan 4 2008, 02:28 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Jan 4 2008, 03:27 PM) FOR YOURSELF?? well, I can fuck myself in the ass with it and it'll vibrate and I'll get off from it won' t I? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:29 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jan 4 2008, 02:28 PM) well, I can fuck myself in the ass with it and it'll vibrate and I'll get off from it won' t I? Interesting....just make sure to use the right lube. By the way, which reminds me of a story.... My friend uses this stuff called "Boy Butter" to jerk off....well, his mom came to visit for Christmas and she came out of his room all rubbing her hands together saying, "That lotion you have in there is FANTASTIC!!" Turns out she was using his jackoff cream as hand lotion. :-) |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:33 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 |
i've done this, and gained a good friend out of it a couple of times.
the trick is, since you don't know her, you'll probably never see her, so who cares! |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:34 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 519 Joined: 27-June 07 Member No.: 1,288 |
Do what lil bow wow does to girls who want to dance in his videos. Ask for a pic, a pic in panties and a bra, and a topless pic.
-------------------- Fuckmuffin. That word and muffintop are the two coolest things I've ever seen on this place. What would happen if a fuckmuffin fucked a chick with a muffintop? That's a lot of muffins. A lot of motherfuffin muffuckins.
-TTULOW2 |
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Jan 4 2008, 02:37 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I'm sure you probably get random messages from guys on myspace by the truckload, but I kinda figured well, what the hell...heh
 I saw your profile on my room mate's (Don Kent) friend list so I just thought I'd say Hi =) Anyways, my name is Aaron ... I moved to Vernal last June. Workin for Halliburton .... Umm.....I'm kinda bad at introductions and whatnot, but I still thought I'd just send ya a message and say hello. Anyways, I guess if ya wanna chat or something on myspace or whatever drop me a line! TTYL --Aaron I'm sending that to her. Ah well. I guess nothing ventured nothing gained. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jan 4 2008, 02:41 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
Way to sound like a pussy
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