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post Feb 12 2007, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Feb 11 2007, 10:57 PM) *
I STILL DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK SHE IS!!!!!!!!



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The Fanatic
post Feb 12 2007, 09:39 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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YOU STALKERS MAKE ME FUCKING SICK



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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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Billy
post Feb 20 2007, 07:17 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Feb 11 2007, 10:57 PM) *
I STILL DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK SHE IS!!!!!!!!


Facebook search for athiest named emily.


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post Feb 20 2007, 10:11 AM
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how do you know she's atheist?


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post Feb 23 2007, 06:02 PM
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QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Feb 20 2007, 10:11 AM) *
how do you know she's atheist?


Because I'm God.


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griseyeux
post Mar 11 2007, 03:34 PM
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God's married?? Well then what does that make Tami? Is she Hera?


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GOB
post Mar 11 2007, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE (griseyeux @ Mar 11 2007, 04:34 PM) *
God's married?? Well then what does that make Tami? Is she Hera?

if she's hera that means billy's going to have about a hundred love-childs (yes, childs)
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post Mar 12 2007, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Mar 11 2007, 05:37 PM) *
if she's hera that means billy's going to have about a hundred love-childs (yes, childs)


everyone already knows that Billy and Tami are going to make about a billion kids, but Billy could never have a love child with another woman-he's way too whipped.

sorry Billy. Being whipped is a good thing, though, especially if it's by someone as nice and classy as Tami.


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post Mar 12 2007, 06:55 PM
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QUOTE (griseyeux @ Mar 12 2007, 06:11 PM) *
everyone already knows that Billy and Tami are going to make about a billion kids, but Billy could never have a love child with another woman-he's way too whipped.

sorry Billy. Being whipped is a good thing, though, especially if it's by someone as nice and classy as Tami.

gross, i hope i'm out of texas before that happens.
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Mommy
post Mar 19 2007, 04:31 PM
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Hello, I would like to introduce myself as Jessica. I'm a 22 year old administrator currently residing in Austin.

Things I like: romantic walks on the beach and candlelit dinners with that special someone, gourmet food, romance novels, and poetry.

Looking for: Someone that will take my breathe away and give me the breathe of new life. Someone caring and understanding, with a poetic and sensitive side. Speaking in a foreign accent is a definite plus.

Tagline: Come take my breathe away.








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hmm make this topic interesting and start posting your singles ads....even if like me you arent single.
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post Mar 19 2007, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Mar 19 2007, 05:31 PM) *
Hello, I would like to introduce myself as Jessica. I'm a 22 year old administrator currently residing in Austin.

Things I like: romantic walks on the beach and candlelit dinners with that special someone, gourmet food, romance novels, and poetry.

Looking for: Someone that will take my breathe away and give me the breathe of new life. Someone caring and understanding, with a poetic and sensitive side. Speaking in a foreign accent is a definite plus.

Tagline: Come take my breathe away.



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hmm make this topic interesting and start posting your singles ads....even if like me you arent single.



sounds like you're asking for trouble. you're prolly get a guy who smothers you with a pillow while reciting edgar allen poe, makes french quizine from your tasty bits, buries the remainder of your uneaten carcass on the beach and later writes a book about how you were the greatest conquest of his life. it does fit the critiria


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Mar 19 2007, 06:23 PM
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maybe thats what I was looking for.
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Seussninja
post Mar 19 2007, 06:30 PM
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FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK


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Hello my name Vladimir I am from Ukraine I have big pens you see?

Here is picture that you see, very sex.



Things I Like I like to make accordion musics and I also like underwears models

Looking For Looking for big lady to make pens go crazy!

Tagline Hungry for lifes!
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GOB
post Mar 19 2007, 06:31 PM
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i actually just got this e-mail

from: DAVID [cmijktrsq@comcast.net]
subject: my name is Alena.
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How are you? My name is Alena. I from Russia, city Cheboksary. To me 28 years. I shall tell to you about myself a little.

I corresponded with the man from the your country before. His name Mark. He is from your country. We had a long correspondence and Mark wanted, that I have arrived to him in the your country that I have seen what life there. We have together submitted the statement on reception of the visa in your country! Mark spoke, that will help my in our meeting. I thought, that have met on the Internet the love.

I and Mark made the big plans for the future, but in a flash all has changed. From the moment of submission of the statement for the application of the visa has passed 5 months. For these five months there was for what I least waited. Mark informed, that his former wife has returned to him and lives together with him. Soon they should get married. And now in Mark plans there is no me. I wrote to him some times after that, but Mark have wished me only good luck in the further searches worthy men and have told, that our ways miss. And in October to me there has come the invitation in embassy behind reception of the visa.

In the beginning I wanted to throw out the invitation in embassy. To me it was sad, because my dreams were failed, I have nobody to fly in the your country. But my uncle have dissuaded me from resolute actions and have told, that else there is a chance to find worthy the man and to use the visa to a meeting with him. I well know English and practically I have visa your country. My uncle speaks, that it really solves many problems.

Approximately in 7 days the visa will be ready, and I should go to Moscow behind reception of the visa. I write to you because in my heart there is an empty seat. I do not search rich or poor. I search careful and responsible man which wants to enjoy a life together. Is this person you? I think, that I ask not much. I have told to you a little about my life. I have told not all about myself, but it will be easier to me to write about myself if you will ask questions which interest you. I have told to you my history, and now I shall look forward to hearing from you with impatience. Write to me! I shall send you more photo in the following letter. I wait you answer. Alena.

P.S. I shall answer with pleasure if you write to me on: alenac28@yandex.ru
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griseyeux
post Mar 19 2007, 06:38 PM
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that sounds hot.


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