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 Apr 1 2006, 05:16 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39  |
attractive personal trainer guy at the gym i go to remembered me from a long time ago and we talked for a bit
if i was smoother i would have turned that into something -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Apr 1 2006, 05:19 PM
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 Amber Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Birmingham, Al Member No.: 6 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 1 2006, 05:16 PM) attractive personal trainer guy at the gym i go to remembered me from a long time ago and we talked for a bit if i was smoother i would have turned that into something yay for hot guys at the gym i always see the same hot guy in my apartments fitness center (when im here) but i never say anything  maybe in 20 pounds from now 
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Apr 1 2006, 05:20 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
You don't have to be a smooth talker. That's what roofies are for.
-------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM)  Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Apr 1 2006, 05:21 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
theres no time!! being in the gym in the first place shows that you are
working towards a goal whether it be health or supreme hotness especially if you run into each other a lot -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Apr 1 2006, 05:30 PM
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Amber Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Birmingham, Al Member No.: 6 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 1 2006, 05:21 PM) theres no time!! being in the gym in the first place shows that you are working towards a goal whether it be health or supreme hotness especially if you run into each other a lot haha yeah i know..i just have absolutly no balls whatsoever  they may make happiness in pill form..but not confidence |
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Apr 1 2006, 05:37 PM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
I was taking a shit last night and some guy came running into the stall next to me. But as he was about half way into the stall he let go some really juicy diarrehea all over himself. Good thing he didn't make it all the way in though because i would have shit splattered all over my shoes. I guess the diarrhea was not his main concern though because he stood there covered in his shit and took a piss before leaving.
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Apr 1 2006, 05:43 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
sometimes you just gotta pee
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Apr 1 2006, 05:46 PM
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Amber Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Birmingham, Al Member No.: 6 |
haha eww!
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Apr 1 2006, 06:05 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (ratm @ Apr 1 2006, 05:37 PM) I was taking a shit last night and some guy came running into the stall next to me. But as he was about half way into the stall he let go some really juicy diarrehea all over himself. Good thing he didn't make it all the way in though because i would have shit splattered all over my shoes. I guess the diarrhea was not his main concern though because he stood there covered in his shit and took a piss before leaving. hahaha!  
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Apr 2 2006, 12:31 AM
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Apr 2 2006, 01:14 AM
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POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
Don't do what I'm doing. I will kill you.
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Apr 2 2006, 01:16 AM
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 The Transient Aggie Group: Members Posts: 546 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 21 |
QUOTE (ratm @ Apr 1 2006, 05:37 PM) I was taking a shit last night and some guy came running into the stall next to me. But as he was about half way into the stall he let go some really juicy diarrehea all over himself. Good thing he didn't make it all the way in though because i would have shit splattered all over my shoes. I guess the diarrhea was not his main concern though because he stood there covered in his shit and took a piss before leaving. The Incredible Ryan's Steakhouse Story Behold. --------------------  A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. |
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Apr 2 2006, 01:23 AM
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POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
YES! I have read that story before. Sometimes I wish I could shit myself at restaurants to have such a sweet story.
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Apr 2 2006, 01:27 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
wishing is for losers. winners make it their reality
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Apr 2 2006, 01:35 AM
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Italian. Yes. Group: Members Posts: 767 Joined: 22-February 06 From: - Member No.: 18 |
White boxers look DIVINE stretched across my package
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