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impala454
post Sep 3 2008, 07:00 PM
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I had a weird one last night, was watching a fight in a boxing ring. looked just like a plain old square boxing ring, ropes, etc. well they start the fight and one dude grabs this funky half-circle looking axe (like a letter 'C', where the curve is the part that's attached to the handle) and nails the other dude in the chest with it. for some reason there's a table inside the ring, and the dude falls on the table with the axe still stuck in his chest, and the dude just stands there holding the axe against the guy. friggin weird.

moral of the story: yeah I hit the snooze button like 4 times and never realized it
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post Sep 3 2008, 07:55 PM
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remember:: any bar room brawl gets bumped up to "epic" status when someone busts out with a cheese grater across the face


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!!
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post Sep 3 2008, 10:47 PM
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I had a weird ass dream with Anderson Cooper going crazy because Paul's dauther's baby daddy had "Not for Me" Under "Children" in his myspace page.


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post Sep 4 2008, 05:45 PM
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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!!
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post Sep 4 2008, 07:28 PM
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my buddy has a walker just like that
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post Sep 4 2008, 07:55 PM
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I swear...I've been stuck on 700-800 posts for like eight months...


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post Sep 5 2008, 01:08 PM
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so, just fyi in case any of yall have to land the shuttle, the landing usually turns out better if you put the gear down...
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post Sep 6 2008, 02:47 PM
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i need an asshole pet like this bird..... it's mocking the crybaby kid


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!!
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post Sep 6 2008, 03:31 PM
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that link leads to a kitten chasing a toy mouse

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post Sep 6 2008, 04:42 PM
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Done with defensive driving as of last night... woo! Easy as pie, but boring as shit, so... cow pie?

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post Sep 7 2008, 08:17 AM
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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Sep 7 2008, 09:24 AM
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haha that's funny
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post Sep 7 2008, 11:02 AM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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jessica pretends she's a squirrel


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post Sep 8 2008, 07:00 PM
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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Sep 8 2008, 11:34 PM
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http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ba...urn=golf,106157

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