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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4  |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 4 2008, 01:37 AM)  i think i have an STD ?!? 
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May 4 2008, 12:56 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
before someone else says it...
"doesnt that mean you have to have sex with someone other than right hand... or a hole in the wall" |
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May 4 2008, 11:21 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
yeah i fucking stuck my dick in some god damned skank ass ho I met at the bar thusrday night.
Only to find out on of my friends sexporked her 2 days before that. I am a complete fucking moron and didn't use dick protection. Needless to say, I'm sensationally good at fucking girls, so I deliberatley didn't let myself cum, I just got her off 4 or 5 times ... Now I feel the same way I did when I was 19 ... the last time I whorefucked in life. I feel totally useless and empty for fucking this whore. It was meaningless, other than it's finally been proven I'm a colossal stud in bed. I can sexpork any girl into orgasmobliss.... So at least, providing I don't die of aids now, I know that when I FINALLY meet a cute girl I like and want to cuddle with a lot I can pork her vagina into a joyous mass of wet femining lust and she will forever love my penis. At least providing it doesn't fall off here soon. I am gonna call the hospital tomorrow and see how soon I can go get tested .... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 5 2008, 02:47 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 4 2008, 11:21 PM) yeah i fucking stuck my dick in some god damned skank ass ho I met at the bar thusrday night. Only to find out on of my friends sexporked her 2 days before that. I am a complete fucking moron and didn't use dick protection. Needless to say, I'm sensationally good at fucking girls, so I deliberatley didn't let myself cum, I just got her off 4 or 5 times ... Now I feel the same way I did when I was 19 ... the last time I whorefucked in life. I feel totally useless and empty for fucking this whore. It was meaningless, other than it's finally been proven I'm a colossal stud in bed. I can sexpork any girl into orgasmobliss.... So at least, providing I don't die of aids now, I know that when I FINALLY meet a cute girl I like and want to cuddle with a lot I can pork her vagina into a joyous mass of wet femining lust and she will forever love my penis. At least providing it doesn't fall off here soon. I am gonna call the hospital tomorrow and see how soon I can go get tested .... I went to go do it one time. Blood sample, swab on the inside of the penis!! Not fun times, but good to know. They will probably make you go and get tested later too, because some STD's (usually the bad virus types) are detected with your antibodies, which take awhile to get up. -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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May 5 2008, 10:35 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
yeah I had to do it once before too.
you'd think I would have learned my lesson 
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May 5 2008, 02:05 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
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May 5 2008, 02:24 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
...dammit, IRS! According to the new earlier rebate schedule, I should've gotten my stimulus check TODAY!
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May 5 2008, 02:40 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
well direct deposits usually take a day or whatever to process.
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May 5 2008, 03:43 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 5 2008, 05:17 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Time to study for my last test ever!!!! WOOT!
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May 5 2008, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 5 2008, 12:21 AM) Needless to say, I'm sensationally good at fucking girls, so I deliberatley didn't let myself cum ... That just means she wasn't very tight. --------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM) |
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May 5 2008, 06:06 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
Well, I am officially a tenant of the Gayborhood in Houston......I just did my grocery shopping in the gay Kroger There were an awful lot of straight people there for being the "gay Kroger"
I am gonna get fat from eating at Barnaby's and Star Pizza, and Niko Niko's, and Katz's way too much!! |
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May 5 2008, 06:17 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
midtown is more of a want to be chic mid 30's young family crowd now adays it seems
and i hate that nikos is so huge and packed all the time now! -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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May 5 2008, 07:45 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ May 5 2008, 03:40 PM) well direct deposits usually take a day or whatever to process. yeah, checked my account around 3ish and it wasn't in there. Here's hoping for tomorrow! -------------------- |
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May 5 2008, 08:49 PM
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 START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
QUOTE (theIncredibleEdibleDuane @ May 5 2008, 07:06 PM) Well, I am officially a tenant of the Gayborhood in Houston......I just did my grocery shopping in the gay Kroger There were an awful lot of straight people there for being the "gay Kroger" I am gonna get fat from eating at Barnaby's and Star Pizza, and Niko Niko's, and Katz's way too much!! Dude, we should go to niko niko's, I love that place! We'll have a gay ol' time, except, of course, without all the man on man sex... (I'm being serious about the food part...) Edit: I killed ASDF lol -------------------- FUCK YOU
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