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so i had nearly brewed all my coffee when i opened the top and saw a live spider floating around in the rest of the water. i poured all the coffee out and emptied the water into the toilet but somewhere between the last bits of water flowing out and it being completely empty the spider disappeared. i cant ever use that coffee maker again!
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Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Mar 26 2008, 01:52 PM
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If you can only visit one city in Europe and you want to see cool old buildings, I recommend Rome.
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Mar 26 2008, 02:47 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Mar 26 2008, 10:54 AM) so i had nearly brewed all my coffee when i opened the top and saw a live spider floating around in the rest of the water. i poured all the coffee out and emptied the water into the toilet but somewhere between the last bits of water flowing out and it being completely empty the spider disappeared. i cant ever use that coffee maker again! You know what's ironic? As I read this, I was taking a sip of coffee...and almost spit it out due to the laughing. Your coffee maker has a portal to spider hell! -------------------- |
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Mar 27 2008, 08:58 AM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
dont be a wuss.
the spider makes you stronger. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Mar 27 2008, 01:21 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
some believe you absorb the strength of your enemies when you consume thier flesh
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 27 2008, 02:18 PM
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 START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 27 2008, 02:21 PM) some believe you absorb the strength of your enemies when you consume thier flesh Edit: nevermind -------------------- FUCK YOU
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Mar 30 2008, 05:09 AM
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N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
Back in Houston, but still in German time. Nothing like sleeping in only to look at your clock and it's only 4:00 a.m.
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Mar 30 2008, 10:06 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Mar 30 2008, 10:55 AM
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 Decepticon Commander Group: Members Posts: 269 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 44 |
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Mar 30 2008, 12:21 PM
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sometimes i think I'm going to perform oral sex on myself but then I just lose interest....
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Mar 30 2008, 12:40 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
are you missing your bottom rib? i heard thats the only way a guy can blow himself
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Mar 30 2008, 01:31 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
if I didn't have a beer gut I could suck my own dick I bet ...
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Mar 30 2008, 01:36 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
even more reason to get a 6 pack!!!
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Mar 30 2008, 02:01 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Mar 31 2008, 02:49 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
BOOOOOOORRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDD!!!
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