The OFFICIAL post here when you are drunk thread Options

[Mommy]

Some girl who OBVIOUSLY wants Will's nuts/approval

[Oasis]

This coming from someone who "bared his soul" to me back in September about his frequent use of COCAINE after we broke up, because he was angsty. so sad.... The girl (your 3rd...4th...5th..."girlfriend" since we broke up) sounds like a winner FOR YOU. You two go perfect together. She can smoke herself stupid, and you're already stupid!

I smoked once... yeah, it was like 7 months ago, but I did it once, didnt like it, never touched it again. Weed's dumb. Excessive drinking is dumb. Roids are DUMB. Cocaine is REALLY DUMB. RECREATIONAL ABUSE of RITALIN IS FUCKING RETARDED. Dipping is stupid. Smoking is stupid. You get the idea.

You were just pissy when you found out I smoked weed cuz I went out right after I broke up with you, something I wasnt allowed to do while we dated...unless it was with Lauren and thats cuz you knew no guy would come within a 10 mile radius of her (that and she would run and tell you if I even so much as looked at a guy).

By the way, I got my old number turned off finally, so don't bother trying to dial me to tell me your pathetic life problem anymore like you did 2 weeks ago. I didn't care. I don't care. I will never care.

You actually believed me when I said I did coke? I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say

All of those drugs you mentioned aren't dumb when used in moderation and not for the wrong reasons. Well, coke is, but that's besides the point. Don't be too much of a hypocrite and diss drinking when you started the "Official post here when you're drunk" thread.

I've dated a bunch of girls because it takes awhile to find someone worth getting in to a relationship with. Unlike other people, I'm not an attention whore who goes out and falls for the first person who worships/stalks me. Dumb things happen when you do that. Shit like getting knocked up with a bastard child. Plus, if you jump in to things before getting to know someone first, you sometimes end up dating psychotic cunts. And we all know how catastrophic that can turn out.

Glad you changed your number on account of me. Keep running your life that way. It's amusing watching the ensuing trainwreck.

Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell.

[Psykopath]

[Oasis]

Who is Lauren?

An annoying girl who has a psychology degree which causes her to overanalyze and overdramatize everything, gossip about inane shit, and overreact to everything under the sun. Jeff M knows her, so you've probably met her.

Oh, and pay no attention to what Jessica said. Her insecurities and her inferiority complex make it impossible for her to comprehend that a guy and a girl can be platonic friends and have no interest in each other other than being drinking buddies.

[Mommy]

You actually believed me when I said I did coke? I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say

All of those drugs you mentioned aren't dumb when used in moderation and not for the wrong reasons. Well, coke is, but that's besides the point. Don't be too much of a hypocrite and diss drinking when you started the "Official post here when you're drunk" thread.

I've dated a bunch of girls because it takes awhile to find someone worth getting in to a relationship with. Unlike other people, I'm not an attention whore who goes out and falls for the first person who worships/stalks me. Dumb things happen when you do that. Shit like getting knocked up with a bastard child. Plus, if you jump in to things before getting to know someone first, you sometimes end up dating psychotic cunts. And we all know how catastrophic that can turn out.

Glad you changed your number on account of me. Keep running your life that way. It's amusing watching the ensuing trainwreck.

Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell.

I define excessive drinking as being too drunk to remember anything the night before... including but not limited to: 1) throwing up on your gf's bedding at 4 am and rolling over the next morning to say "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up) 2) solving life's problems with alcohol 3) carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains 4) not respecting the fact that your gf has a test at 8 am so you come home DRUNK AS FUCK at 2:30, consume 3/4ths of the bed, and then do the drunken snore SO FREAKIN LOUD all night that she doesnt get an hour of sleep before her test 5) spilling shit all over the place 6) getting a DWI

Need I continue?

Creating a thread about being drunk is not excessive drinking.

Why do you even argue with me on here? See, I am a sweet person in real life and very smart. You are an asshole who complains about EVERYTHING, and you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards. You make yourself out to be a fool when you try to fire back. Everyone here knows you are a shitfuck. If I still had aim logs (had to get rid of them because you would read my conversations looking for any instance that I was fucking around on you), I would post anonymously the im's I have gotten from people saying something around the lines of "God, Will is stupid." I have gotten them from at least 12 people on here....which is a lot consider the number of frequent posters.

And I didnt change my number cuz of you. I got a family share plan so I could get a new phone. Then, I paid the $100 to get out of the old contract and went back down to a single line. Its just an added bonus that I dont get phonecalls from some 512 number I dont know (because you got a new number and I dont feel its worth saving).

And who knows what you say is the truth. You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently. Here is one of my favorite lies by you. "Guess who Im going to the UT Tech game with.... TOM BRADY... Yeah, dont tell anyone cuz people arent supposed to know he is there, but my friend is friends with (what the name of that guy that plays for the patriots who graduated from tech?) and he is bringing Tom Brady." GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC

[GOB]

wes welker?

[Mommy]

thats the one.... I knew it started with a W for first and last name

[FORSAKENR320]

Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell.

funny, this sounds exactly like what everyone else on these boards tells you on a weekly basis


btw, your girlfriend is a druggie whore

[chook]

In other news, Pimp C is dead.

EDIT: And I can't beleive that you forgot Wes' Name!

[Mommy]

In other news, Pimp C is dead.

EDIT: And I can't beleive that you forgot Wes' Name!

i dont have tabbed browsing and i was too lazy to open another window to look it up

[Oasis]

I define excessive drinking as being too drunk to remember anything the night before... including but not limited to: 1) throwing up on your gf's bedding at 4 am and rolling over the next morning to say "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up) 2) solving life's problems with alcohol 3) carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains 4) not respecting the fact that your gf has a test at 8 am so you come home DRUNK AS FUCK at 2:30, consume 3/4ths of the bed, and then do the drunken snore SO FREAKIN LOUD all night that she doesnt get an hour of sleep before her test 5) spilling shit all over the place 6) getting a DWI

Need I continue?

Creating a thread about being drunk is not excessive drinking.

Why do you even argue with me on here? See, I am a sweet person in real life and very smart. You are an asshole who complains about EVERYTHING, and you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards. You make yourself out to be a fool when you try to fire back. Everyone here knows you are a shitfuck. If I still had aim logs (had to get rid of them because you would read my conversations looking for any instance that I was fucking around on you), I would post anonymously the im's I have gotten from people saying something around the lines of "God, Will is stupid." I have gotten them from at least 12 people on here....which is a lot consider the number of frequent posters.

And I didnt change my number cuz of you. I got a family share plan so I could get a new phone. Then, I paid the $100 to get out of the old contract and went back down to a single line. Its just an added bonus that I dont get phonecalls from some 512 number I dont know (because you got a new number and I dont feel its worth saving).

And who knows what you say is the truth. You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently. Here is one of my favorite lies by you. "Guess who Im going to the UT Tech game with.... TOM BRADY... Yeah, dont tell anyone cuz people arent supposed to know he is there, but my friend is friends with (what the name of that guy that plays for the patriots who graduated from tech?) and he is bringing Tom Brady." GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC

Classic.

The drinking shit isn't even worth discussing. Yes, I used to drink a lot. Yes, I did stupid shit when I drank. Yes, I learned from it. Big deal. I'm still alive and that's all that matters.

I'm glad it makes you feel better about yourself that a bunch of people keep backing you up and taking your side on here. Everything is a contest to you, so congrats on winning a game I'm not playing. If people on here hate me, good for them. Keep thinking I'm a shitfuck, worthless, whatever. I'd actually rather you think that of me. You got a dozen random internet nerds who think I'm stupid. A bunch of people I've either never met or hung out with once. Congratulations!

You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently.

No one - my friends, people who hate me, random acquaintances, anyone else - would ever make that claim. That would be akin to someone saying they heard Hitler converted to Judaism. Please stop inventing shit in your head to back up your argument. Or if you do, at least make it believable.

I define excessive drinking as being too drunk to remember anything the night before... including but not limited to: 1) throwing up on your gf's bedding at 4 am and rolling over the next morning to say "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up) 2) solving life's problems with alcohol 3) carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains 4) not respecting the fact that your gf has a test at 8 am so you come home DRUNK AS FUCK at 2:30, consume 3/4ths of the bed, and then do the drunken snore SO FREAKIN LOUD all night that she doesnt get an hour of sleep before her test 5) spilling shit all over the place 6) getting a DWI

Need I continue?

Creating a thread about being drunk is not excessive drinking.

Why do you even argue with me on here? See, I am a sweet person in real life and very smart. You are an asshole who complains about EVERYTHING, and you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards. You make yourself out to be a fool when you try to fire back. Everyone here knows you are a shitfuck. If I still had aim logs (had to get rid of them because you would read my conversations looking for any instance that I was fucking around on you), I would post anonymously the im's I have gotten from people saying something around the lines of "God, Will is stupid." I have gotten them from at least 12 people on here....which is a lot consider the number of frequent posters.

And I didnt change my number cuz of you. I got a family share plan so I could get a new phone. Then, I paid the $100 to get out of the old contract and went back down to a single line. Its just an added bonus that I dont get phonecalls from some 512 number I dont know (because you got a new number and I dont feel its worth saving).

And who knows what you say is the truth. You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently. Here is one of my favorite lies by you. "Guess who Im going to the UT Tech game with.... TOM BRADY... Yeah, dont tell anyone cuz people arent supposed to know he is there, but my friend is friends with (what the name of that guy that plays for the patriots who graduated from tech?) and he is bringing Tom Brady." GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC

Classic.

The drinking shit isn't even worth discussing. Yes, I used to drink a lot. Yes, I did stupid shit when I drank. Yes, I learned from it. Big deal. I'm still alive and that's all that matters.

I'm glad it makes you feel better about yourself that a bunch of people keep backing you up and taking your side on here. Everything is a contest to you, so congrats on winning a game I'm not playing. If people on here hate me, good for them. Keep thinking I'm a shitfuck, worthless, whatever. I'd actually rather you think that of me. You got a dozen random internet nerds who think I'm stupid. A bunch of people I've either never met or hung out with once. Congratulations!

You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently.

No one - my friends, people who hate me, random acquaintances, anyone else - would ever make that claim. That would be akin to someone saying they heard Hitler converted to Judaism. Please stop inventing shit in your head to back up your argument. Or if you do, at least make it believable.

[Mommy]

"i used to drink a lot" ....you said that even when we were together. Keep lying to yourself... cuz lying is something you are actually good at

[Testm0nkey]

(prenatal tests for FAS exist)

[2wolUTT]

I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say

I hope I'm not the only one who laughed at that sentence.

Will you stupid.

LMAO @ "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up)

LMAO @ carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains WTF DOGGIE?!

LMAO @ you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards.

I used to read the back of them shits when I was a kid. Ayo Will how much is Griffey's 89 UD rookie worth now? Couple of nickels? And how about Aikman's 89 Score card?

[2wolUTT]

(prenatal tests for FAS exist)

That shit is fucked up, wrote a paper over that in HS.