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griseyeux
post Nov 10 2007, 04:28 AM
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I am mildly buzzed, typing with one hand and finishing off a bag of fritos.... I'm loving every minute of it!!!!!

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Psykopath
post Nov 10 2007, 05:34 AM
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I am not drunk.

I am merely an insomniac.


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chook
post Nov 10 2007, 09:52 AM
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I met a cool girl drinking last night and we are shooting guns today!


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Divergent Realit...
post Nov 10 2007, 10:58 AM
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QUOTE (chook @ Nov 10 2007, 09:52 AM) *
I met a cool girl drinking last night and we are shooting guns today!


is there an implied at each other?


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pysex
post Nov 10 2007, 11:49 AM
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chuck's gonna shoot his gun all over her face


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Psykopath
post Dec 4 2007, 03:06 PM
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I want to be drunk.

Close enough.


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Divergent Realit...
post Dec 4 2007, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 4 2007, 03:06 PM) *
I want to be drunk.

Close enough.


youi haasvie letrr hthuis threaed doiwnn


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RitalinJunkie
post Dec 6 2007, 02:10 AM
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so, I am drunk, and posting the day before classes end as I am drunk. Basically, I have had problems with a female that i have known for a long while, but have had problems with a girl I was seeing over the summer...but as far as the girl that I like (not the girl from the summer), I dont know what to do, cause I like her, but Im also giing her a ride back from home during the summer. It is a little bit aqward as i like her, but at the same time I dont wanna take advantage of her due to her age, even tho I like the things she realy is in suppor t otf..........................as Zacksaid,,,,,no spellcheck.................uck


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Psykopath
post Dec 6 2007, 02:19 AM
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YES


That a boy!

30 packs of Bud Select from here on out!


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zetec
post Dec 6 2007, 05:55 AM
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i always forget about this thread


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post Dec 6 2007, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Dec 6 2007, 02:10 AM) *
so, I am drunk, and posting the day before classes end as I am drunk. Basically, I have had problems with a female that i have known for a long while, but have had problems with a girl I was seeing over the summer...but as far as the girl that I like (not the girl from the summer), I dont know what to do, cause I like her, but Im also giing her a ride back from home during the summer. It is a little bit aqward as i like her, but at the same time I dont wanna take advantage of her due to her age, even tho I like the things she realy is in suppor t otf..........................as Zacksaid,,,,,no spellcheck.................uck


slyly suggest that she femsexually sex touch your man penis.

while in the car.

remind her that jesus approves.

http://www.sexinchrist.com/oralsex.html


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Testm0nkey
post Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM
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you dont want to take advantage of her because of her age? is she 7?


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post Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM
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I got pretty drunk last night because I didn't have to be in to work till noon because the cable guy was coming some time from 8-12. Apparently, I slept through the phone calls and doorbell.

No cable going on two weeks now mad.gif


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post Dec 6 2007, 01:01 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM) *
I got pretty drunk last night because I didn't have to be in to work till noon because the cable guy was coming some time from 8-12. Apparently, I slept through the phone calls and doorbell.

No cable going on two weeks now mad.gif

Boo hoo?


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Mommy
post Dec 12 2007, 07:26 PM
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I want a drink

like a screwdriver...MMMM

ok, I want like 7 of those...and a couple of these silly shots they have on 6th street called Gummy Worms.

But alas....
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