 The OFFICIAL post here when you are drunk thread |
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 Oct 19 2007, 12:00 PM
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Stir fried vegetables in a tortilla with salsa. At least it gives the illusion that it's somewhat healthy.
During this summer during one of my dumbass drinking binges, I somehow managed to lose my keys. We searched for days and my best guess is that they fell down the street drainage thing and ended up in the sewer. Anyways, I had to walk home from the house I was at. My mom NEVER locks the fucking back door. When I get home, the same lights are on and the same doors are unlocked as when I left. Of course this is the first night all summer she locked the fucking back door. So I get in the garage and use the concrete step leading to the back door as a pillow. Figured it was better than ringing the doorbell at 2 AM when I was supposed to be at work six hours later. I wake up to my mom leaving for work. Of course, I'm right by the door so she opens it trying to get to her car and bust my nose open with the edge of the door. Scared the living shit out of both of us. --------------------   |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
last time i was drunk i danced all over some people, puked inside and along the side of greg's car while he was driving, stumbled into bed, slept through classes and barely made it in time to my experiments hung over feeling like crap
that was months ago -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (woody @ Oct 19 2007, 12:57 PM)  so...why didn't you rape her? Im not into Mexican chicks
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Oct 19 2007, 12:12 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
so thats why she was laying in a parking lot in a skirt
SNAP -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:13 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
i lol'd
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Oct 19 2007, 12:24 PM
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we need a "post here when you are high thread"
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Oct 19 2007, 12:29 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
I got so drunk I fucked a girl.....
Nawwwwwwwwwwwwww......there aint enough alcohol in the world. That's just nasty....I've never been drunk enough to do crazy shit. |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:29 PM
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Drinking sucks because I can't really control how much I drink, hence why I don't drink much anymore. I can't sit there with a liter of Jack and drink till I get drunk. I get drunk and stop caring and end up making half and halfs until the bottle is gone and I'm shitcanned.
Once I figured out how to entertain myself when I wasn't drinking, cutting down was easy. I still have zero tolerance for moron drunks though. -------------------- |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:58 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM) Im not into Mexican chicks if she was mexican she probably had just given birth & dumped the baby into the dumpster -------------------- |
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Oct 19 2007, 01:45 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (woody @ Oct 19 2007, 01:58 PM) if she was mexican she probably had just given birth & dumped the baby into the dumpster and that's how you know when somebody is from a border city... they know Mexicans all too well
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Nov 1 2007, 09:46 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
this thread sucks
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Nov 1 2007, 08:36 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (woody @ Nov 1 2007, 09:46 AM) this thread sucks Get drunk and make it cool then. -------------------- |
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Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Can we pretend we're drunk and post in here?
I drank at our Halloween party (last Saturday). Didn't get drunk, but I did get giggly. I like white russians. 
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Nov 1 2007, 08:59 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM) Can we pretend we're drunk and post in here? I drank at our Halloween party (last Saturday). Didn't get drunk, but I did get giggly. I like white russians. Which Halloween party? Assuming you still live in Austin. -------------------- |
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Nov 1 2007, 09:23 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Uhhhh... the Halloween party I had with friends? (Are there massive city-wide ones that I'm supposed to know about?) We spent the time playing Mario Kart and Betrayal at House the Hill (board game) while drinking. Then we carved pumpkins while watching The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. There were only five of us and yes, it probably would've been considered lame and tame by most people's standards.
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