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post Oct 17 2007, 09:02 PM
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http://tv.yahoo.com/show/38498/news/urn:ne...ident__ER:42717


I dont know what to think of this. I mean, I found the article under the "Entertainment" section on Yahoo!. I see this more as a ratings ploy than anything. I really like the guy, but I'm really unsure about this.
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post Oct 17 2007, 09:09 PM
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Eh why not. Something else to make a mockery of!


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post Oct 17 2007, 09:11 PM
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he joked about running while interviewing himself a few days ago. at this point in time, hes got my vote


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post Oct 17 2007, 09:24 PM
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I'd vote for him. He couldn't do worse than any of the other losers who are running.


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and colbert sounds as trustworthy as any other candidate.

hollywood, politics.

both are dirty, corrupt and full of jews.

at least thats what i hear.

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post Oct 18 2007, 08:10 AM
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I'd vote for him... if I lived in South Carolina.
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post Oct 21 2007, 02:26 AM
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http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11...hite-house-bid/

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It’s over. So says Stephen Colbert, who has just issued his first formal statement in response to the decision by South Carolina Democrats last week to deny him a spot on the presidential primary ballot.

“I am shocked and saddened by the South Carolina Democratic Executive Council’s 13-to-3 vote to keep me off their presidential primary ballot,” he said in the statement. “Although I lost by the slimmest margin in presidential election history — only 10 votes — I have chosen not to put the country through another agonizing Supreme Court battle. It is time for this nation to heal.”

Still, in an echo of Senator Edward M. Kennedy’s memorable statement when he gave up his quest for the presidency that the dream will never die, Mr. Colbert added: “I want say to my supporters, this is not over. While I may accept the decision of the council, the fight goes on! The dream endures!”

He addressed the matter briefly on his show, “The Colbert Report,” on Thursday, after South Carolina’s decision. The statement today was meant to address continued media and viewer inquiries about his future.

Mr. Colbert’s statement concluded that he was so choked up about the end of his campaign, that “I am going off the air until I can talk about this without weeping.”

Of course, that coincides with the writers’ strike, which has darkened studios across television land.


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post Nov 5 2007, 05:42 PM
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no writers = not funny
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post Nov 6 2007, 08:22 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 17 2007, 10:02 PM) *
http://tv.yahoo.com/show/38498/news/urn:ne...ident__ER:42717
I dont know what to think of this. I mean, I found the article under the "Entertainment" section on Yahoo!. I see this more as a ratings ploy than anything. I really like the guy, but I'm really unsure about this.


that guy is a fucking moron. always has been, always will be.


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post Nov 6 2007, 10:49 AM
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evidently Obama camp had an impact on not allowing him on the ballot:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/11/06/oba...bert/index.html

I think Obama has more to worry about than Stephen Colbert on the ballot....


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isn't Nader suing the DNC for something similar?


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post Nov 9 2007, 10:35 AM
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stephen colbert is yet another prime example of some dickslap who got lucky by being at the right place at the right time to win his fame.

I thought his 15 minutes were up a long time ago, and apparently they were, so he pulls another bullshit fucktard stunt like this.

the guy is worthless, and his audiences are worthless too.

It doesn't take a genius to be a smartass, I mean for crying out loud ANYONE could do what he does ... he just "looks" like he should be the one doing it.

I really dont have any respect for the guy at all.


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I like Stephen Colbert. I would NEVER vote for him, but he makes fun of the absurdities of our social and political systems. Seriously, our govt is a god damn joke. Colbert seems to realize this and pokes fun at it. Plus, I want him...He's got this nerdy hot thing going on...
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