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post Mar 16 2006, 01:04 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 16 2006, 11:46 AM)
sounds like you have a fear of sex.



or at least a fear of woman/vagina

vagina dentata!


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Seussninja
post Mar 16 2006, 02:19 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 16 2006, 12:46 PM)
sounds like you have a fear of sex.



or at least a fear of woman/vagina

sure thing Freud
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post Mar 16 2006, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 16 2006, 01:00 PM)
this knife i imagine IS pretty damn phallic






but i've never worried about people laughing at me.


probably stems from my desire to dominate everything

your dream probably has to do with a deep-rooted inferiority complex that manifests itself by your outward/overcompensating 'dominate everything' personnae.

we can all play this game. suess's dream seems like it has more to do with fear of being controlled (be it parental or otherwise) than anything to do with a damn vagina...
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post Mar 16 2006, 03:22 PM
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but i'm not really afraid in this dream, more of ....annoyed? Like i wish it would just stop so i could wake up
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post Mar 16 2006, 03:41 PM
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I remember a dream where a tornado came and destoryed half my house... I was in the kitchen watching throuh the sliding glass door into my parents window, they were watching TV, like the price is right or some crap when it tore through their room, I couldnt read what was on the back of my mom's shirt as it happened but I could point out the exact one in her wardrobe.
It was scary, and the whole day it was stormy, I was freaked out.


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post Mar 17 2006, 12:09 AM
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i had a dream where the russians & americans were fighting in my backyard

my family still laughs at me for it


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post Mar 17 2006, 01:54 AM
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QUOTE (rabble @ Mar 16 2006, 03:41 PM)
I remember a dream where a tornado came and destoryed half my house... I was in the kitchen watching throuh the sliding glass door into my parents window, they were watching TV, like the price is right or some crap when it tore through their room, I couldnt read what was on the back of my mom's shirt as it happened but I could point out the exact one in her wardrobe.
It was scary, and the whole day it was stormy, I was freaked out.

ur probably gay lol
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post Apr 10 2006, 12:14 AM
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i had another odd dream recently.

it involved the cast of Law and Order SVU but i only wish it was like one of their episodes

i guess you have to kind of know the show but it was a dingy roadside motel room, no central air, fan going, hazy you know the kind. Detective Munch (richard belzer) and Detective Olivia Benson (mariska haggarty) are in bed together on top of the sheets. Olivia is in a black bra/underwear combo and Munch is completely nude. she appears to be diddling him but instead of a penis its a very small vaginal slit and shes like laying down but her upper body is crouching over him as to get a good picture of what shes doing. and Munch is just laying back with his sunglasses on and then she says something but im not paying attention and she rolls over as to get out of bed


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post Apr 10 2006, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 10 2006, 01:14 AM)
i had another odd dream recently.

it involved the cast of Law and Order SVU but i only wish it was like one of their episodes

i guess you have to kind of know the show but it was a dingy roadside motel room, no central air, fan going, hazy you know the kind. Detective Munch (richard belzer) and Detective Olivia Benson (mariska haggarty) are in bed together on top of the sheets. Olivia is in a black bra/underwear combo and Munch is completely nude. she appears to be diddling him but instead of a penis its a very small vaginal slit and shes like laying down but her upper body is crouching over him as to get a good picture of what shes doing. and Munch is just laying back with his sunglasses on and then she says something but im not paying attention and she rolls over as to get out of bed

HAHAHAHAHA
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post Apr 10 2006, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 10 2006, 12:14 AM)
i had another odd dream recently.

it involved the cast of Law and Order SVU but i only wish it was like one of their episodes

i guess you have to kind of know the show but it was a dingy roadside motel room, no central air, fan going, hazy you know the kind. Detective Munch (richard belzer) and Detective Olivia Benson (mariska haggarty) are in bed together on top of the sheets. Olivia is in a black bra/underwear combo and Munch is completely nude. she appears to be diddling him but instead of a penis its a very small vaginal slit and shes like laying down but her upper body is crouching over him as to get a good picture of what shes doing. and Munch is just laying back with his sunglasses on and then she says something but im not paying attention and she rolls over as to get out of bed

What in god's name

well.....thanks to her underwear you'll never know if their genders were reversed!
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post Apr 10 2006, 12:21 AM
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i could clearly see her shape was still that of a female


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Female monkey, not so lucky
Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys
Monkeys sticking other monkeys
Monkeys wrong or monkeys right
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post Apr 10 2006, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 10 2006, 12:21 AM)
i could clearly see her shape was still that of a female

well there goes my theory
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post Apr 10 2006, 12:29 AM
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I had a dream that my wife was making clones for use in giant orgies and since I disagreed with her abuse of clones I was sleeping in the office in the floor below our apartment. While laying on a couch thinking about where my marriage had gone wrong I heard police storming the apartment upstairs. I knew it was my wife getting busted for her clone sex activities so I jumped out the window in the office. I collected my family together because we would be arrested next and we started walking to the airport. While walking across an intersection with a side street I look over and see a giant Timberwolf snarling at me. No one else sees the wolf and keeps walking. The wolf punces at me. I catch it in mid air and fight it with my bare hands. I snap its neck and throw the wolf through a car windshield. I stand there looking at the dead wolf and then I woke up.


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Testm0nkey
post Apr 10 2006, 12:30 AM
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haha


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Mighty males are strong and free
Female monkey, not so lucky
Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys
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Monkeys wrong or monkeys right
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post Apr 10 2006, 12:34 AM
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i had a dream that a plane crashed into the mountain by my casa and the pilot was found all fucked up
then i had a dream that i almost drowned in a car

when i told my sis, she asked if i left the TV on the news, i said ya

she said they found a pilot that crashed into a mountain from the like the 40's & someone drowned in a their car

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