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Jun 28 2007, 02:21 PM
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287194,00.html
http://www.digg.com/world_news/Benoit_s_De...re_Bodies_Found An anonymous user operating a computer traced to Stamford, Conn., home to World Wrestling Entertainment, posted an entry to pro wrestler Chris Benoit's Wikipedia.com biography announcing the death of his wife Nancy more than 14 hours before police in suburban Atlanta said they found her body. I'm taking bets on what happened: 1. We all know wrestling is staged/fake. The WWE decided to fake his death? 2. McMahon offed Benoit and framed him to make it look like a murder-suicide then logged onto Wikipedia to report his death. 3. Benoit has a time machine. 4. Benoit texted a friend telling them his wife was dead... step 1. update wikipedia. step 2. wait 14 hours then call police. step 3. ??? step 4. profit 5. Wikipedia is skynet. |
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Jun 28 2007, 02:42 PM
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At this point, nothing would surprise me. Wrestling is the biggest travesty in the history of "sport." I doubt it was faked; The authorities probably wouldn't find a practical joke of this magnitude amusing. Then again, money goes a long way, and McMahon is loaded.
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Jun 28 2007, 02:43 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
6. Some computer at wikipedia has the wrong time.
7. A programmer at wikipedia sucks. |
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Jun 28 2007, 04:19 PM
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Hack to the future
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Jun 29 2007, 04:32 PM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
it made the front page of cnn. the story about wikipedia and this benoit dude i mean.
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Jul 1 2007, 03:56 PM
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it made the front page of cnn. the story about wikipedia and this benoit dude i mean. What?!?!?! You mean the almighty CNN decided a double murder-suicide of a famous (to a lot of people) person is more important than Paris Hilton?!!! I'm boycotting CNN.com because there was like 2 days there where Paris was on the front of their website and Foxnews.com was alternating between Benoit and other real news. -------------------- LANCE IS PRO-CENSORSHIP! HE IS CENSORING MY LOVE FOR THE LORD!
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Jul 1 2007, 04:07 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
LOL. Foxnews was getting hammered with e-mails from viewers telling them to stop with the Paris stories. Thankfully.
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Jul 17 2007, 02:28 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
roid rage maybe?
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4974822.html QUOTE DECATUR, Ga.  Pro wrestler Chris Benoit had steroids and other drugs in his system when he killed his wife and young son last month and hanged himself in the family's home, investigators said today. Benoit's body contained 10 times the normal level of testosterone, which appeared to have been injected shortly before he died, as well as the anti-anxiety drug Xanax and the painkiller hydrocodone, authorities said. his son was sedated and choked and his wife had some friggin dilaudid (that bad ass stuff i referred to from my surgery a while back that is used in place of heroin in some countries). QUOTE Sperry said the boy appeared to have been sedated when he was asphyxiated, and Benoit's wife had a "therapeutic" level of sedatives in her body
.. Benoit's wife, Nancy, tested positive for Xanax, hydrocodone and the painkiller hydromorphone. Daniel Benoit had Xanax in his system, authorities said. |
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Jul 17 2007, 02:36 PM
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Roid rage is a myth created by parents to keep their kids off steroids.
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Jul 17 2007, 02:38 PM
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That was about as anticlimactic as the report that came out after the VT shootings stating Choi had mental problems. No shit, Sherlock
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Jul 17 2007, 02:51 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
/shrug
i thought it was fairly interesting to note that the son was sedated when he died. makes it sound even more planned. |
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Jul 17 2007, 05:37 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
roid rage is a real thing and can be really dangerous... for obvious reasons
but how would he sedate the wife? unless she was a pill popper herself and my own pure speculation but she didnt seem "the type". he sneaked some emptied pills into her coffee or once she was bound like an animal did he inject her or force her to swallow them in pill form? and i wouldnt call "therapeutic level" of those drugs as full sedation. im guessing by therapeutic level means it would be a normal sized dose that would be prescribed if they were actual prescriptions. it certainly would not have decreased her suffering or fright -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Jul 18 2007, 01:41 AM
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![]() Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
One time Rocky beat Cat with his beanie when he was ragin. Jeff had to cuddle with him to make it better.
Some skeptics believe it was brought on by hating Christ, and not the roids. -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Jul 18 2007, 08:41 AM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
but how would he sedate the wife? well it said she had hydromorphone in her system, which is pretty kick ass stuff. i personally have a very high pain tolerance, and a very high tolerance to pain medication. when i'm really in a lot of pain they'll give me morphine and it hardly makes a dent. one of these recent surgeries was a result of a shit ton of pain and emergency room visit. they gave me "dilaudid" which is hydromorphone, that shit was friggin insane. they injected it and not even 15 seconds later i went from some of the worst pain i've ever felt in my life to friggin chillin, as comfortable and content as i have been in a long time. if some chick half my size got a big dose of that, i could see her getting pretty damned sedated. |
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Jul 19 2007, 07:41 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
Lol, this was link from another forum I was browsing.
"Got my first ever kills the other day" http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/showthread.p...age=1&pp=20 -------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
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