Dallas Women on Cell Phones, Suburbans, and the Law of Probability Options

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En route to my buddy's wedding friday night my wife and I and some friends were sitting at a stand still in a construction zone...kinda start and stop traffic.

Anyone who's known me the past few yeas knows that my biggest pet peeve are these Dallas chicks who drive the fuckin school busses way too fast and are always gabbing on their cells...they scare and irritate the shit out of me.

Well, the law of probability caught up with me and sure enough we got nailed from behind by a woman...driving a suburban...on her cell phone.

The impact from her 40-45mph suburban shove my Xterra into the surburban in front of us.

I thank God for two things:
1. That everyone in my vehicle was wearing their seat belt and was safe.
2. That my baby boy was at his grandparent's house...I would have killed that bitch if he had gotten hurt.

This is my ANYTHING that will go on my record...no tickets, no prior wrecks.

On top of that, we were supposed to move this weekend, but given that my truck was totalled and I can't even open the car door with my left hand, I'm now having to pay for a moving company to do this shit.

Also, my wife who works at a frufru sushi restaurant in Oak Lawn cannot work. She made a decent chuck of change.

Just needed to vent. I sure as hell hope we get reimbursed for all this shit. I have USAA insurance and they seem really squared away about this.