cell block H Options

[knucklehead]

I thought I had read she was planning on doing a book about her prison experience or some shit? Is that right?

Maybe now it'll just be a short story, or a lovely haiku.

[cupcake]

I am so annoyed with the media and their darlings that I cannot see straight.

I no longer believe it is middle america who is fucked...it's the media.

don't try that who created who thing...it's them. a poll on CNN shows 97% of americans think this paris thing is bullshit.

and Bono at the motherfucking G8 summit?!? I'm pretty sure Putin didn't invite his fatass...but it's a media spectacle so he's there. he's like sally struthers with $300 glasses.

he wants to end poverty in africa and wants my money?!? motherfucker take 10% of your assets and give it to them and that whole godforsaken shithole of a continent would eat for a year.

and what is money/aid going to do? not a goddamn thing because those people are volatile, self destructive, dumbshits who'd just waste each other til all the dough is gone.

it all started with OJ...

we have lost control. americans no longer control america.

the media does.

which means, the jews do.

fuckin jews...

[FORSAKENR320]

I am so annoyed with the media and their darlings that I cannot see straight.

I no longer believe it is middle america who is fucked...it's the media.

don't try that who created who thing...it's them. a poll on CNN shows 97% of americans think this paris thing is bullshit.

and Bono at the motherfucking G8 summit?!? I'm pretty sure Putin didn't invite his fatass...but it's a media spectacle so he's there. he's like sally struthers with $300 glasses.

he wants to end poverty in africa and wants my money?!? motherfucker take 10% of your assets and give it to them and that whole godforsaken shithole of a continent would eat for a year.

and what is money/aid going to do? not a goddamn thing because those people are volatile, self destructive, dumbshits who'd just waste each other til all the dough is gone.

it all started with OJ...

we have lost control. americans no longer control america.

the media does.

which means, the jews do.

fuckin jews...

::loads shotgun::

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW!

[FORSAKENR320]

I am so annoyed with the media and their darlings that I cannot see straight.

I no longer believe it is middle america who is fucked...it's the media.

don't try that who created who thing...it's them. a poll on CNN shows 97% of americans think this paris thing is bullshit.

and Bono at the motherfucking G8 summit?!? I'm pretty sure Putin didn't invite his fatass...but it's a media spectacle so he's there. he's like sally struthers with $300 glasses.

he wants to end poverty in africa and wants my money?!? motherfucker take 10% of your assets and give it to them and that whole godforsaken shithole of a continent would eat for a year.

and what is money/aid going to do? not a goddamn thing because those people are volatile, self destructive, dumbshits who'd just waste each other til all the dough is gone.

it all started with OJ...

we have lost control. americans no longer control america.

the media does.

which means, the jews do.

fuckin jews...

yup... definately cupcake

[jonathan83]

shes already out of prison. she refused to eat much of their food so she gets house confinement
yay legal system

yes i believe that was established.

[Testm0nkey]

ooops didnt see it that far up the thread from where i posted

[JRockTTU]

I am so annoyed with the media and their darlings that I cannot see straight.

I no longer believe it is middle america who is fucked...it's the media.

don't try that who created who thing...it's them. a poll on CNN shows 97% of americans think this paris thing is bullshit.

and Bono at the motherfucking G8 summit?!? I'm pretty sure Putin didn't invite his fatass...but it's a media spectacle so he's there. he's like sally struthers with $300 glasses.

he wants to end poverty in africa and wants my money?!? motherfucker take 10% of your assets and give it to them and that whole godforsaken shithole of a continent would eat for a year.

and what is money/aid going to do? not a goddamn thing because those people are volatile, self destructive, dumbshits who'd just waste each other til all the dough is gone.

it all started with OJ...

we have lost control. americans no longer control america.

the media does.

which means, the jews do.

fuckin jews...

Who else is going to write in "Cupcake Jon" on their presidential ballot in '08?

[jonathan83]

now they're saying the "medical issue" was because she was suicidal...

[JRockTTU]

now they're saying the "medical issue" was because she was suicidal...

As our collective dream of three weeks living in a Paris Hilton-less world was shattered this morning by the news that the heiress was released from prison after serving only 5 days of her sentence due to “medical reasons”, Entertainment Tonight is now bringing us more about the specifics surrounding her malady, and in a case of life imitating hacky headline jokes, it turns out her medical issue actually was “a rash”, meaning it MIGHT be herpes. Here’s the latest:

Sources close to the Hilton family tell ET the medical reason was actually a rash she developed on her body.

According to People, Paris was having trouble behind bars. “She cries all day,” a source told the magazine. “She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights.”

So was this mysterious skin ailment, as logic would suggest, the result of some kind of sexually-transmitted disease flare-up, or is Paris just physically allergic to not being photographed? Only time will tell…



It'll take a while before we know what for sure, but it will come out. Right now it's all rumors with the goal of fueling the issue and bringing more attention to it.

[jonathan83]

Also, it's BS that the jail is saying she already served 5 days in jail.

She checked it at 10:30pm the first night and they're considering that a day.
She checked out at 2:am this morning so that's also considered another day.

I wonder how many jail authorities were paid and how much.

[Testm0nkey]

because um if people with AIDS have to live in prison a coochie with the herps certainly should. if i was in jail there id be all over this shit with my lawyer. "aw man im itching REAL bad! i want to die!"

[False Dude]

Oh no the justice system is crashing down around us. Rich people getting out of jail.

[JRockTTU]

Also, it's BS that the jail is saying she already served 5 days in jail.

She checked it at 10:30pm the first night and they're considering that a day.
She checked out at 2:am this morning so that's also considered another day.

I wonder how many jail authorities were paid and how much.

It's a hole in the California laws that they took advantage of.

[Testm0nkey]

i may have missed it but do you know the specific or even general loophole she went around?

[JRockTTU]

i may have missed it but do you know the specific or even general loophole she went around?

Whatever day you show up, you get credit for that day. She went in at 11:30pm on Sunday, so she gets credit for Sunday. Same thing with leaving this morning at 2am so she gets credit for today.


And as for my last post: They've got some lady on The O'Reilly Factor right now that is saying she knows for sure that her medical problem is mental. She wasn't eating, sleeping, she was crying all night, basically how everybody feels in jail.