 "pamper your banana" for just $4.99, what what what |
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 Feb 16 2007, 12:23 AM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8  |
 http://www.bananabunker.com/ QUOTE Cultured Containers has developed the BananaBunker® to protect this delicate fruit from bruising when placed in your backpack, nap sack, soft carrying case, or briefcase. The container also protects your backpack’s valuable contents, such as CD players, textbooks, binders, and business documents.
Whether you are on a hiking trip, day trip, athletic event, between classes, or at a board meeting, the BananaBunker® will keep your fruit safe until you are ready to snack. Go ahead, eat healthy! |
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Feb 16 2007, 12:30 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
I hope this comes with a warning label saying, "Warning: This product is not meant to be used as a form of contraceptive. Please do not PUT ON YOUR COCK!"
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Feb 16 2007, 03:17 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Feb 16 2007, 12:30 AM)  I hope this comes with a warning label saying, "Warning: This product is not meant to be used as a form of contraceptive. Please do not PUT ON YOUR COCK!" Or... This product is not recommended for anal insertion. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Feb 16 2007, 04:40 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,566 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 66 |
Oh, people stick all sorts of things up their asses.....just go work in a hospital for a few weeks and see.
Like the 65-year old man who was taking a shower with his dog and a peanut butter jar, when he slipped and fell onto the jar. He must fallen hard because the jar was like 8-cm diameter, but it just went right up there. Hey, I'm not laughing. I'm sure this happens to lots of people. Once I was showering with my dog and a basketball and the same thing happened! One moment, I was singing in the shower and next thing I know, I slipped and...FWOOOP! I had a basketball in my ass. What could be more embarrassing than a peanut butter jar? When the doctors call in the bomb squad to build a steel box around some guy's ass because he stuck a live artillery shell in there. How do you explain that to your friends and family? I don't think there's anything you can say. Maybe "I was drunk and my buddies thought it would be funny..." or "I was showering with my dog and a live artillery shell and slipped..." |
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Feb 16 2007, 08:36 AM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Feb 16 2007, 04:40 AM) What could be more embarrassing than a peanut butter jar? getting salmonella as a result would be pretty funny if that's even possible |
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Feb 16 2007, 10:27 AM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Feb 16 2007, 04:40 AM) Oh, people stick all sorts of things up their asses.....just go work in a hospital for a few weeks and see. Like the 65-year old man who was taking a shower with his dog and a peanut butter jar, when he slipped and fell onto the jar. He must fallen hard because the jar was like 8-cm diameter, but it just went right up there. Hey, I'm not laughing. I'm sure this happens to lots of people. Once I was showering with my dog and a basketball and the same thing happened! One moment, I was singing in the shower and next thing I know, I slipped and...FWOOOP! I had a basketball in my ass. What could be more embarrassing than a peanut butter jar? When the doctors call in the bomb squad to build a steel box around some guy's ass because he stuck a live artillery shell in there. How do you explain that to your friends and family? I don't think there's anything you can say. Maybe "I was drunk and my buddies thought it would be funny..." or "I was showering with my dog and a live artillery shell and slipped..." or the jar of jelly behind it... or a light bulb... -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Feb 16 2007, 04:49 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
oh god i just deleted what i wrote
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Feb 16 2007, 07:36 PM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
Bananas are so many different sizes and shapes you'd think a universal one would be only useful when the banana is the stereotypical shape and size but they never are.
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Feb 17 2007, 04:59 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 556 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 16 |
Why not put it on your cock? It's ribbed for her pleasure?
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Feb 17 2007, 09:31 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Aaron @ Feb 17 2007, 04:59 PM) Why not put it on your cock? It's ribbed for her pleasure?  I don't know about other girls, but I never felt a difference between ribbed condoms and normal ones. -------------------- |
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Feb 17 2007, 10:10 PM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
it also helps to just be naturally ribbed.
-------------------- 32-bit whore
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Feb 18 2007, 01:43 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Feb 17 2007, 10:10 PM) it also helps to just be naturally ribbed. Herpes....do it for her! -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Feb 18 2007, 07:05 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i believe he was referring to the fact he is so skinny his ribs stick out.
at least i hope --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Feb 18 2007, 03:50 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
those arent ribbs. they are acordian like extension parts so it does fit any banana
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Feb 18 2007, 04:22 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
NICK IS AN ALIEN
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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