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 Nov 7 2006, 05:59 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46  |
QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 7 2006, 05:48 PM)  Granted, but sadly to get off the cigarettes you acquired a Cocaine addiction. I wish for a pet monkey that knows karate granted, but the monkey attacks and kills you after you bring it home I wish my cell phone was not retarted -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 7 2006, 08:01 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but you're declared mentally disabled because you can't spell "retarded".
I wish dairy didn't make me congested. -------------------- |
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Nov 7 2006, 08:23 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Granted, it makes you have explosive diarrhea instead.
I wish I could get off work already. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 7 2006, 08:30 PM
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 7 2006, 08:23 PM) Granted, it makes you have explosive diarrhea instead. I wish I could get off work already. granted. and they ask you never to come back. i wish i didn't suck down so much hot chocolate today. --------------------   |
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Nov 7 2006, 08:33 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Granted. What you thought was hot chocolate was really 300 degree burning oil.
I wish I had a good job. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 7 2006, 09:29 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 7 2006, 08:01 PM) Granted, but you're declared mentally disabled because you can't spell "retarded". I wish dairy didn't make me congested. hahaha -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Nov 7 2006, 10:00 PM
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N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 7 2006, 08:33 PM) Granted. What you thought was hot chocolate was really 300 degree burning oil. I wish I had a good job. granted. and now you're the noob at the nike factory in cambodia. bonus: your boss is 13 and doesn't speak english. i wish it was the weekend already. -------------------- |
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Nov 7 2006, 10:06 PM
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 Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
QUOTE (Tygriss @ Nov 7 2006, 10:00 PM) granted. and now you're the noob at the nike factory in cambodia. bonus: your boss is 13 and doesn't speak english. i wish it was the weekend already. Granted, sadly the coma that made the week fly by to the weekend for you...isn't awakened from.. I wish for an A on my 8 page memo |
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Nov 8 2006, 01:27 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. in in big bold red letters the proffessor writes "this is A piece of shit!!!!"
i wish i had my own harem of beautiful bisexual female humans whose only thought is to please me and do my bidding --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 8 2006, 01:39 PM
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 START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 8 2006, 01:27 PM) granted. in in big bold red letters the proffessor writes "this is A piece of shit!!!!" i wish i had my own harem of beautiful bisexual female humans whose only thought is to please me and do my bidding granted, but they all die within a few moments because with all that thinking about pleasing you they forgot to breathe. I wish that I get this OCC job -------------------- FUCK YOU
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Nov 8 2006, 01:42 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted, but you soon find that it's a cover for a secret undercover gay male prostitution ring, and you are stuck serving coffee and giving hand jobs to the top ladder corporates for 10 years
i wish i could invent a device that allows me to punch people over the internet -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 8 2006, 01:47 PM
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START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 8 2006, 01:42 PM) granted, but you soon find that it's a cover for a secret undercover gay male prostitution ring, and you are stuck serving coffee and giving hand jobs to the top ladder corporates for 10 years i wish i could invent a device that allows me to punch people over the internet for 50,000/yr plus free travel and paid expenses, I think I can deal with that -------------------- FUCK YOU
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Nov 8 2006, 02:00 PM
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N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
QUOTE (rabble @ Nov 8 2006, 01:47 PM) for 50,000/yr plus free travel and paid expenses, I think I can deal with that your thought process gets killed and you end up being punched over the intarweb by a hairy fist. i wish i had a huge stash of chocolate in my office. -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2006, 02:13 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
granted, but its stashed inbetween the walls wrapped in insulation.
I wish to give, to take, to make, to check, I wanna see it happen I want to see, to be, the one that plays the game without no fears and regrets I want to know you, better than I know myself I want to feel the end, and to enjoy the consequence I'm playing the game the one that will take me to my end I'm waiting for the rain... to wash who I am I want to move, to loose, to take the grooves, and to give it all back I want to take the time rewind, and to kick it rightfrom the start to be unknown and all alone, lose the kind that are behind to start a new play by myself and to give the best I have I'm playing the game the one that will take me to my end I'm waiting for the rain to wash up who I am -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 8 2006, 02:31 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. you get a 2nd chance at life, and this time live it to the fullest, you're a real go getter this time. experiencing all that you missed the first time. unfortunaltly several of the things you missed in your first try were herpes, aids, syphillus.....and a train
i wish i could maim people with my mind -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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