The Wish Granted Game Options

[RitalinJunkie]

granted, your life as a whore is very rewarding

i wish that i was the savior of society during the apocalypse

Granted

you are now a 34 year old Jewish virgin living with your parents. you have alot of followers, but that isnt going to keep some govt entity from trying to nail your ass to a tree.

I wish i had some beef ribs right now

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted

you are now a 34 year old Jewish virgin living with your parents. you have alot of followers, but that isnt going to keep some govt entity from trying to nail your ass to a tree.

I wish i had some beef ribs right now

granted. you also recieve beef rump, shank, and face. your life as a cow is not what you origionally imagined.

i wish that these criminals didn't need to be bonded out

[Psykopath]

granted. you also recieve beef rump, shank, and face. your life as a cow is not what you origionally imagined.

i wish that these criminals didn't need to be bonded out

GRANTED

You are saddened to learn that the outdated process of "bonding" has been replaced with "bondAGE."
Handcuffs and billy-clubs take on an even darker meaning for you as they are now part of an everyday practice with your job...as is KY.

I wish I didn't procrastinate important tasks.

[FORSAKENR320]

GRANTED

You are saddened to learn that the outdated process of "bonding" has been replaced with "bondAGE."
Handcuffs and billy-clubs take on an even darker meaning for you as they are now part of an everyday practice with your job...as is KY.

i can live with that. some of these chicks are pretty hot. mike can take the guys.

[Black Bear]

GRANTED

You are saddened to learn that the outdated process of "bonding" has been replaced with "bondAGE."
Handcuffs and billy-clubs take on an even darker meaning for you as they are now part of an everyday practice with your job...as is KY.

I wish I didn't procrastinate important tasks.

Granted. You sit around smoking all day and no longer do anything. Except yourself.

i can live with that. some of these chicks are pretty hot. mike can take the guys.

Naw, I'll go work at juvie hall.

Pedo Bear approves.

I wish Nick were not leaving after this semester.

[Divergent Realit...]

granted.

but i live in a fortified tower surveying all the sheep.


i wish dq blizzards rocked a little more.

[Black Bear]

granted.

but i live in a fortified tower surveying all the sheep.
i wish dq blizzards rocked a little more.

Granted. You are now hooked to cocaine flavored blizzards and live your life in the back of a DQ licking thrown out used cups from the dumpster.

I wish Lubbock didn't suck.

[Divergent Realit...]

granted, lubbock becomes an intellectual, cultural and scientific mecca.

the population is now 5 million.


i wish i was less awesome.

it is hard living a life being so awesome.

[Black Bear]

granted, lubbock becomes an intellectual, cultural and scientific mecca.

the population is now 5 million.
i wish i was less awesome.

it is hard living a life being so awesome.

Granted. You find out Skynet lives in your computer and you don't actually have any internetz skillz.

OR

You now work on a television show as a lawyer and no longer captain a spaceship going where no man has ever gone before.

I wish these dumbfucks would realize if they don't pay us then they are going back to jail. I don't care how many crack babies they have.

[FORSAKENR320]

granted. they pull the race card and begin a city wide protest. the city implements a welfare plan that allows "underprivilaged" people access to money solely for getting out of jail, similar to food stamps. you are also fired solely on the basis that you are white.


i wish that macaroni and cheese fixed it's self

[Divergent Realit...]

granted. they pull the race card and begin a city wide protest. the city implements a welfare plan that allows "underprivilaged" people access to money solely for getting out of jail, similar to food stamps. you are also fired solely on the basis that you are white.
i wish that macaroni and cheese fixed it's self

granted. it gains sentience and begins a bloody war against all humans for years of genocide.

you are their first kill.



i wish the daytime was also the right time.

[chook]

granted. it gains sentience and begins a bloody war against all humans for years of genocide.

you are their first kill.
i wish the daytime was also the right time.

Granted,
But it is always daytime and the rising temperatures eventually cook you, while the sentient mac and cheese adapt to the boiling ocean as its new habitat.



I wish I was accepted to med school.

[Black Bear]

Granted,
But it is always daytime and the rising temperatures eventually cook you, while the sentient mac and cheese adapt to the boiling ocean as its new habitat.
I wish I was accepted to med school.

Granted. Many things are learned from you cadaver by the student who becomes the doctor who eventually cures aids.

I wish the microwave at work worked.

[FORSAKENR320]

Granted. Many things are learned from you cadaver by the student who becomes the doctor who eventually cures aids.

I wish the microwave at work worked.

granted. you fix it yourself using modeling glue and parts from your warhammer miniatures. unfortunately, your head was inside of it at the time, and you've given yourself a lovely tan.

[Black Bear]

granted. you fix it yourself using modeling glue and parts from your warhammer miniatures. unfortunately, your head was inside of it at the time, and you've given yourself a lovely tan.

Haha! I don't have Warhammer models. I have Warhammer 40K models.