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FORSAKENR320
post Nov 25 2007, 02:55 AM
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QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Nov 25 2007, 02:45 AM) *
granted, however upon showing her boobies light shoots out all Raiders of the Lost Ark style and fry us all.

i wish i were not sick anymore.


denied... not even god can cure your sick sick little mind

i wish our internet was better


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post Nov 25 2007, 02:57 AM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 25 2007, 03:55 AM) *
denied... not even god can cure your sick sick little mind

i wish our internet was better


DENIED...

just because


I wish that classes didnt start on monday


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post Nov 25 2007, 03:01 AM
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QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Nov 25 2007, 02:45 AM) *
granted, however upon showing her boobies light shoots out all Raiders of the Lost Ark style and fry us all.

i wish i were not sick anymore.


granted, but you get sick again.

i wish for the power of greyskull.


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post Nov 25 2007, 03:05 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 25 2007, 04:01 AM) *
granted, but you get sick again.

i wish for the power of greyskull.


granted, however your newfound oily muscle and leather man-panties cause all women to fight to the death over you, killing all women and forcing all men to be either celibate or gay....thanks ass


i wish for a meaningful relationship


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post Nov 25 2007, 03:07 AM
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QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Nov 25 2007, 03:05 AM) *
granted, however your newfound oily muscle and leather man-panties cause all women to fight to the death over you, killing all women and forcing all men to be either celibate or gay....thanks ass
i wish for a meaningful relationship


granted.

but your wish has already come true.

you already have one with your princess. but you are just too lazy to go to that other castle.

i wish mountain dew came in ozone flavor.


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post Nov 25 2007, 03:18 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 25 2007, 03:07 AM) *
granted.

but your wish has already come true.

you already have one with your princess. but you are just too lazy to go to that other castle.

i wish mountain dew came in ozone flavor.



granted, but taco bell bought and renamed it "baha blast"

i wish that zombies attacked everyone i hated


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post Nov 25 2007, 03:50 AM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 25 2007, 03:18 AM) *
granted, but taco bell bought and renamed it "baha blast"

i wish that zombies attacked everyone i hated


granted, but you quickly realize you hate yourself most of all.

i wish for more giant robots.


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post Nov 25 2007, 04:58 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 25 2007, 03:50 AM) *
granted, but you quickly realize you hate yourself most of all.

i wish for more giant robots.



granted but they are made by ford

i wish i could download the Exosquad series


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post Nov 25 2007, 05:00 AM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 25 2007, 04:58 AM) *
granted but they are made by ford

i wish i could download the Exosquad series


granted. but i wont give it to you. laugh.gif

i also wont give you the soundtrack.

i wish for more bling.


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post Nov 25 2007, 06:12 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 25 2007, 05:00 AM) *
granted. but i wont give it to you. laugh.gif

i also wont give you the soundtrack.

i wish for more bling.



GRANTED

i wish i owned an orgasmorater


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post Nov 25 2007, 03:18 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 25 2007, 07:12 AM) *
GRANTED

i wish i owned an orgasmorater


granted, but upon a night of experementation you find yourself in the same situation as jizzmaster 0

I wish that i could kill people with a thought...and not be held accountable for it


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post Nov 25 2007, 05:40 PM
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QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Nov 25 2007, 03:18 PM) *
granted, but upon a night of experementation you find yourself in the same situation as jizzmaster 0

I wish that i could kill people with a thought...and not be held accountable for it



granted... but you soon find out just how far your suicidal, self loathing tendancies take you. autopsy reveals your distended anus, they blame the cause of death on a "rape gone wrong"

i wish that all women were hot and wanted to have sex with me


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post Nov 25 2007, 06:30 PM
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Granted, however, you are now attracted to men... big burly men.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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post Nov 25 2007, 07:25 PM
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Granted, however you cannot wish for it now as you've already used your wish.

I wish I didn't have to work and still get paid for it.


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post Nov 25 2007, 07:45 PM
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QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 25 2007, 07:25 PM) *
Granted, however you cannot wish for it now as you've already used your wish.

I wish I didn't have to work and still get paid for it.


granted, your life as a whore is very rewarding

i wish that i was the savior of society during the apocalypse


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