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 Nov 5 2006, 02:55 PM
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 New and Improved? Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 40  |
QUOTE (pysex @ Nov 5 2006, 02:42 PM)  denied...i was raped by your beer i wish beer would taste better Granted, but now everything else tastes like beer. I wish I could read people's minds. --------------------  |
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Nov 5 2006, 03:41 PM
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 Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
QUOTE (Jyan @ Nov 5 2006, 02:55 PM) Granted, but now everything else tastes like beer. I wish I could read people's minds. Denied, but as a conciliation prize you can now read the mind of cats. I wish for A's in law school |
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Nov 5 2006, 04:34 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 5 2006, 03:41 PM) Denied, but as a conciliation prize you can now read the mind of cats. I wish for A's in law school Granted, you'll become a great lawyer and get shot at the age of 28 by the guy you put in jail's friends  I wish I had a billion dollars and nobody knew about it (i.e. so I could be rich but not famous for it) |
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Nov 5 2006, 04:48 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
Granted, but your billions are tied up in hard to liquidate equities.
I wish I had morphing abilities like Mystique from xmen. |
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Nov 5 2006, 05:26 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Overlord @ Nov 5 2006, 04:48 PM) Granted, but your billions are tied up in hard to liquidate equities. I wish I had morphing abilities like Mystique from xmen. granted, but you soon find that your morphing abilities refuse to work on your small child-like penis i wish i was an oscar mayer wiener --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 5 2006, 05:29 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 5 2006, 05:26 PM) granted, but you soon find that your morphing abilities refuse to work on your small child-like penis i wish i was an oscar mayer wiener Granted, but as soon as you became an oscar mayer wiener you were used as a prop in a bad gay porno movie with hairy motorcycle dudes. I wish Starbucks would bring back the Cinnamon Dolce Latte. |
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Nov 5 2006, 05:34 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. one day you walk outside right into the midst of a flock of homosexual cannibal rapist gerbils who perforate your skin with toothpick stab wounds then proceed to fuck said stab wounds
i wish we never got old -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 5 2006, 05:48 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
granted but only you don't get old, you have to watch all your loved ones get old and you have to fuck your wife (or husband?) when she's in her 90s
i wish daylight savings time would be abolished |
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Nov 5 2006, 05:51 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but then we discover that those energy savings actually meant something -- we burn through the remaining coal and oil in two years and are left without a reliable alternate fuel infrastructure, ruining civilized life as we know it.
I wish I had an IQ of 200. -------------------- |
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Nov 5 2006, 05:55 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. but you spend your life isolated and an outcast from normal society because of it. driving you to one day invent the sex bot
i wish i had a sex bot -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 5 2006, 06:03 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
granted, but the only available bot is a man.
i wish i had some ice cream |
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Nov 5 2006, 06:10 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Nov 5 2006, 06:03 PM) granted, but the only available bot is a man. i wish i had some ice cream granted. but the only flavor available in Ben & jerry's Diarrhea and Placenta Berries i wish i had more music by The Cure -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 5 2006, 06:34 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
*CRUSH*
There will be no more music by the Cure because they all masturjackoffabate to squirrelporn! I wish I had a stealth potholder 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Nov 5 2006, 07:31 PM
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 Never fear, citizen, Art Major Man is here! Group: Agents Posts: 415 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Here Member No.: 47 |
granted, but you forget where you put it.
I wish I could turn ssj16^bazillion. -------------------- Where do we start?
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Nov 5 2006, 08:38 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Xentither @ Nov 5 2006, 07:31 PM) granted, but you forget where you put it. I wish I could turn ssj16^bazillion. granted, but your power is so immense you cannot comprehend how it even operates. i wish mountain dew had more essential vitamins and minerals. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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