 The Wish Granted Game |
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 Nov 9 2006, 06:26 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
QUOTE (griseyeux @ Nov 9 2006, 03:15 AM)  how is it already so? I granted nick's because I can help him clean his apartment......and I really don't have any milk to drink. he was refering to the fact that you have boobs, but failed to remember that human females do not carry milk unless they are recently pregnant i wish that some asshole wasn't going to reply to this and tell me i am also wrong --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 9 2006, 09:37 AM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Seussninja @ Nov 9 2006, 02:12 AM) Granted, but it has a dildo for a horn, becomes sentient at night, and has a ravenous sexual appetite. I wish this powerpoint presentation would do itself. unicron  not unicorn -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 9 2006, 11:08 AM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE (griseyeux @ Nov 9 2006, 03:15 AM) how is it already so? I granted nick's because I can help him clean his apartment......and I really don't have any milk to drink. Grab your chest and think for a second. |
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Nov 9 2006, 02:19 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (Seussninja @ Nov 9 2006, 02:12 AM) Granted, but it has a dildo for a horn, becomes sentient at night, and has a ravenous sexual appetite. I wish this powerpoint presentation would do itself. Granted, however in finishing itself the power point became self aware and renamed intself skynet. Nice going asshole. I wish Dr. Gonzo would not attack the buttons on my shirt! -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 9 2006, 02:28 PM
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 Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 9 2006, 02:19 PM) Granted, however in finishing itself the power point became self aware and renamed intself skynet. Nice going asshole. I wish Dr. Gonzo would not attack the buttons on my shirt! Granted, instead your lighter explodes and kills him I wish that i had a cup that was always full of good cold beer. |
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Nov 9 2006, 03:52 PM
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 9 2006, 02:28 PM) Granted, instead your lighter explodes and kills him I wish that i had a cup that was always full of good cold beer. Granted. Unfortunately, it looks and tastes like piss. I wish i had more time in the day to start and finish my art projects. --------------------   |
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Nov 9 2006, 04:05 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Tygriss @ Nov 9 2006, 03:52 PM) Granted. Unfortunately, it looks and tastes like piss. I wish i had more time in the day to start and finish my art projects. granted. you are transformed into amy the gorilla from Congo, and they force you to draw 24 hours a day you also add a few new lines to your vocabulary, such as "amy good gorilla! good!" unfortuntely your cute asian baby talk also translates over into the new gorilla identity, slurring your sign language. but they quickly solve that by giving you an adapted nintendo power glove translator. have fun! eat lots of tasty crayons for me! -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 9 2006, 04:38 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
I wish Brandon would have made a wish for me to crush.
-------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 9 2006, 04:40 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but it ends up being a really lame wish.
I wish I were living in Austin already. -------------------- |
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Nov 9 2006, 05:08 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Granted, but you lose your job and become a prostitute
I wish i had some food -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 9 2006, 05:26 PM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
granted, but its food that aliens from alien nation find appetizing.
i wish i could find my defa book. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 9 2006, 05:44 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 8 2006, 11:25 PM) wish for you on a falling star, wondering where you are do i ever cross your mind in the warm sunshine i don't think i understand this game  I did NOT post this 
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Nov 9 2006, 05:57 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 9 2006, 05:26 PM) granted, but its food that aliens from alien nation find appetizing. i wish i could find my defa book. Granted. You find it in your ass and get your head stuck up there in the process. I wish I could sleep with Nick Beyler. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 9 2006, 06:30 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Granted, but this is not the Nick Beyler you were thinking of...
This is him  I wish I had some smokes -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 9 2006, 06:46 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Granted. You got the one cigarette you need to give yourself lung cancer.
I wish I had Bill Gates's money. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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