 The Wish Granted Game |
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| The Wish Granted Game |
 Nov 4 2006, 05:59 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9  |
I saw this on another forum and thought it sounded fun. Each person makes a wish (e.g. "I wish for a million dollars"). The next person grants/crushes that wish (e.g. "But you wasted it all on cheap prostitutes and watered-down beer") and makes their own wish.
I wish I had Force powers. -------------------- |
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Nov 4 2006, 06:33 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
Your wish is hereby granted!!!!
...on the condition you "force" me to orgasm from afar! giggity giggity This post has been edited by Psykopath: Nov 4 2006, 06:34 PM -------------------- |
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Nov 4 2006, 06:58 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
1) Don't forget the emoticons:
 2) You forgot to add a new wish. 
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Nov 4 2006, 09:48 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
I wish to memorize every novel ever written.
-------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
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Nov 4 2006, 09:52 PM
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 Never fear, citizen, Art Major Man is here!  Group: Agents Posts: 415 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Here Member No.: 47 |
granted, but you're rendered a slobbering savant who spurts random lines of Hemmingway when asked if you're hungry.
I wish I knew how to write comics worth a damn and draw them decently too. -------------------- Where do we start?
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Nov 4 2006, 09:53 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 572 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 33 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 4 2006, 06:58 PM)  1) Don't forget the emoticons: 2) You forgot to add a new wish. you would be able to, had you not filled your mind with so much saturday night live trivia. i wish i was better at code breaking. |
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Nov 5 2006, 07:25 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Xentither @ Nov 4 2006, 09:52 PM) granted, but you're rendered a slobbering savant who spurts random lines of Hemmingway when asked if you're hungry. I wish I knew how to write comics worth a damn and draw them decently too. granted, you even manage to land a super high paying job working for disney's animation department, though you soon get fired and turn homeless, on the grounds you refused to put the mandatory amount of profanity, sexual symbolism and vaguely drawn penis in your work. i wish i had the ability to control time --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 5 2006, 07:30 AM
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Never fear, citizen, Art Major Man is here! Group: Agents Posts: 415 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Here Member No.: 47 |
that is a lie and you know it.
Granted, but every time you use the power, home made weapons become less interesting. I wish Sleeping wasn't necessary and I was never bored. -------------------- Where do we start?
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Nov 5 2006, 07:47 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. next week you will get very familiar with a local speed and meth dealer
i wish that my days would be filled with happiness and rainbows -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 5 2006, 07:49 AM
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Never fear, citizen, Art Major Man is here! Group: Agents Posts: 415 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Here Member No.: 47 |
granted, come out of the closet already.
BUUUUUUURN I wish Meth was legal and had no LD50 and was safer than Caffiene. -------------------- Where do we start?
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Nov 5 2006, 10:59 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I am now dropping a 50-ton bag of wonder-meth on your head, with no addictive properties or side effects.
I wish I had a pony! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Nov 5 2006, 11:25 AM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
your pony has a taste for human flesh.
i wish duct tape smelled like toothpaste. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 5 2006, 02:35 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 5 2006, 11:25 AM) your pony has a taste for human flesh. i wish duct tape smelled like toothpaste. granted, but people start dying from choking on tape due to the fact they think it's toothpaste.... i wish you would all shut up -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Nov 5 2006, 02:40 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
denied, you get raped.
i wish i still had all that beer i drank this weekend. |
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Nov 5 2006, 02:42 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Nov 5 2006, 02:40 PM) denied, you get raped. i wish i still had all that beer i drank this weekend. denied...i was raped by your beer i wish beer would taste better -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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