 Will you be humble when you die? |
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 May 17 2006, 09:08 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Ebeneezer, in the hospital at the ripe old age of 84 reflected on his own life, as he knew the end was near.
His family by his side, he noticed his children and his grand children, and he thought about how he would soon be a great grandfather were he to live a little bit longer. Ebeneezer, in the hospital bed, told his grand children who were all in their early teens, to go boldly forward....he recalled being excited about things at this point in his life, his sense of adventure and rebelling against their parents, etc.... He recalled the headache his own children had caused him....he remembered his lying and cheating slut of a wife who left him for a rich dyke woman in the 60's. He tried however, to put all this aside, and offer hope to his family .... wishing he had never known hate in his life. It took him until his dying day to realize how much being frustrated can take away from life. He recalled the times he beat his daughter and told her not to be a slut like her mother turned out to be, he recalled telling his oldest sun to fuck as many sluts as possible. The grand children had once found the pornos he used to fantasize about his wife being in. He declined to tell their parents, his children, about this... But as he lay dying, all was well. Alas in the last hours of his life he did not have time for any of the evils that wrought him. He offered hope to all those who surrounded him....lest they make his mistakes in life. .... ...... ........... Will you be humble when you die? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 17 2006, 09:11 PM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
I plan to peform Seppuku on myself, so after that second cut I imagine I'll be pretty humble.
-------------------- death to false dudes
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May 17 2006, 09:12 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
that is the coolest old man ever
until he pussed out at the end he should be cussing at the clergy and flipping off little kids go out with a bang, man --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 17 2006, 11:31 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
this doesn't apply to me as i'm never going to die
i'm gonna live forever -------------------- |
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May 17 2006, 11:37 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 180 Joined: 23-February 06 From: San Francisco, CA Member No.: 37 |
What's with all of the slut talk?
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May 18 2006, 12:53 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
sluts are more interesting than non-sluts....
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 18 2006, 01:16 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
im not going to read all that
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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May 18 2006, 08:56 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 18 2006, 02:16 AM) im not going to read all that it's fun! read it! it makes naughty parts tingle! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 18 2006, 11:41 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 18 2006, 08:56 AM) it makes naughty parts tingle! LIAR! 
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May 18 2006, 09:33 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
i don't get it
edit: what is this "death"? This post has been edited by zetec: May 18 2006, 09:33 PM -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 18 2006, 09:46 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Fuck no, I won't be humble when I die.
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May 18 2006, 10:11 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
i'm going to tell everyone I molested future nuns when they were young under orders of the pope when I'm about ready to die
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 18 2006, 11:55 PM
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Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
i'm gonna have a rape party right before i die.
-------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 19 2006, 12:06 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 18 2006, 08:56 AM) it's fun! read it! it makes naughty parts tingle! damn necros -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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