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[FORSAKENR320]

Duuuurrrrrrrrr

DUUUUURRRRRRR


lmao

[Epic]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Pussy_Cat67.htm

[FORSAKENR320]

i want one of these


http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Kanichiwa.htm

[Jim]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Pussy_Cat67.htm

That's scary...

[FORSAKENR320]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Prostate_Gland.htm

[Epic]

fuck, i sparked this evil milk linkfest

[FORSAKENR320]

fuck, i sparked this evil milk linkfest

yes, yes you did

[impala454]

yay for nice tax refunds!

edit: btw, I highly recommend H&R Block online, really easy and cheap (free if you made under $50k, $20 if you made over).

[Spectatrix]

yay for nice tax refunds!

edit: btw, I highly recommend H&R Block online, really easy and cheap (free if you made under $50k, $20 if you made over).

I'm using TaxAct.com Free federal return, small charge ($10, I think) for state return, but that's NA for me. I've used them for the past two or three years. I'm still missing two W-2's, though. I hate companies that don't send them out until the last minute.

This post has been edited by Spectatrix: Jan 30 2008, 08:35 AM

[2wolUTT]

10000 better things to do than watching Meet the Spartans....

7) Go see it and yell profanities at the screen such as "Poppycock!" or "Nipples!"
8) Go really early and wait for the first person to walk in. Sit in front of him. Keep moving and sitting directly in front of where he keeps moving and sitting.
9) While watching movie, masturbate VERY loudly
11) Go to theater, sit down, and well into movie, slowly remove clothing while moaning suggestively
12) Laugh LOUDLY about two minutes after each joke
13) Read Shakespeare out loud while drunk
14) Sh!t your pants and act curious as to the smell
36. Perform oral sex on a stuffed animal
37. Drink an entire bottle of hot sauce
38. Go to a strip club
39. Throw a football with yourself
40. Drive around and try to run over small animals
36. Perform oral sex on a stuffed animal
37. Drink an entire bottle of hot sauce
38. Go to a strip club
39. Throw a football with yourself
40. Drive around and try to run over small animals
83. Listen to Roseanne Barr sing the Star-Spangled Banner
84. Walk into a PetSmart wearing a Michael Vick jersey
91. Eat about 10 baconaters, have a heart attack and get a coronary bypass
111. Go to Michael Jackson's House
112. Sleep over at O.J.'s!!!!
151) Write a book on going to the movies is somtimes worser than route canal
152) Find a dumb blond then ask her why do people in the U.S people can't find america on a map
153) Go sit in my room a listin to every cd i brought before I was 14
154)ask my mom why did she mary my uncle whe she knew he was my brothers dad
155) go online and read every article that was written about paris hilton lindsay lohan and britney spears while listing to hey there delliah non stop and comptemplating on shooting myself
156. pirate music
157. go to a prison and call an inmate the N word
158. eating a pinecone
159. mixing laxitives with bran flakes
160. eating 5 pounds of mayonaise
189. Have sex with your wife
190. Have sex with the hot neighbor
191. Have sex with your wife and the hot neighbor
192. Record your wife and the hot neighbor having sex
193. Start a petition to bring back slavery
194. Order viagra
196. play russian roulette with an Uzi
197. cuddle up with a bottle of wine
198. free all the giraffes from the zoo
199. jump in front of a moving car and sue the driver
501. Punch crying babies.
502. Steal free candy.
503. Get illegal aliens deported.
504. Laugh at pregnant teenagers.
505. Get Bush out of office.
506. Yell at squirrells.
507. Make a good rap song that doesn't involve guns, money, drugs and wh*res.
508. Slap 50 Cent and Soulja Boy.
552: Rape 1000 virgin women.
562. Go back in time to 1984. Move to Elm street with a year supply of AmbienCR.
570. eat at arbys
594: Have sex with a rhinoceraus that doesn't love you
595: Call a 30 minute pizza place from Japan
596: See how long you can run on water
634. get a blow job from a midget while getting taco bell
644. finger J Lo
645. see how long the video of you fingering J Lo lasts on Youtube
648. Yell the N word into the Rainbow Foods PA system
723. marry Britney Spears for 3 hours, divorce, leave preggo
724. get raped by ronald mcdonald (in front of a kid's birthady party)
1339. Call Osama with an arab accent and tell him that the US soldiers all went home
1386: Go into the theater where Meet The Spartans is playing and let a HUGE and LONG ASS fart into a megaphone like peter griffin did in that family guy episode.
1358: Stand outside an alley with three guys drinking beer and going yep.

[impala454]

I'm using TaxAct.com Free federal return, small charge ($10, I think) for state return, but that's NA for me. I've used them for the past two or three years. I'm still missing two W-2's, though. I hate companies that don't send them out until the last minute.

State return? Is that from NM or somethin?

I'm gettin almost 3k back

[cupcake]

yay for nice tax refunds!

edit: btw, I highly recommend H&R Block online, really easy and cheap (free if you made under $50k, $20 if you made over).

you can say that again...

I'm nigger rich biatch!

[rabble]

I owe the government money...awesome

[Psykopath]

http://www.car-sex-positions.com/index.html
NSFW

[chook]

So I'll probably be getting a promotion to head accountant.

Now make a Golem to do the Taxes!