top 100 quotes from christian chat rooms Options

[Seeker]

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

[Spectatrix]

"Server is too busy."

[RitalinJunkie]

Im partial to this
forgivness??? no???

[TetraGrammaton C...]

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:EK0n5...lient=firefox-a

this is the cached page.

[Testm0nkey]

this one is the best

The more sin, the heavier something is

that line is funny alone but the fact he was talking about gravity and planets makes it funnier


edit: wait found a better one
discussing why the evolution of apes to man cant be right

.how come we cant speak monkey

[kcroxyoursox]

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave
marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist".

[fingercuffs]

As a chemist, this one was my favorite:

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

EnemyPartyII, Christianforums.com [Comments (86)] [2007-Dec-02]

[FORSAKENR320]

Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son


[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]


i lol'd because she's a cunt

and because the guy killed himself... lol

[FORSAKENR320]

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie


lol

[FORSAKENR320]

Science causes confustion and makes things complicated

best part is the misspelling

[impala454]

It's sad what some people choose to do with their free time.

[Spectatrix]

It's sad what some people choose to do with their free time.

You referring to the people whose quotes are on that site or the people who gathered the quotes? Or us?

[impala454]

People who gathered the quotes

[Testm0nkey]

its not one person doing it. you can just submit posts. so christians who arent totally crazy see a post on their forum and think "wow thats crazy" *submit*

[impala454]

The point being, some Christian haters are spending their time on Christian forums looking for this crap.

I think the quotes are pretty stupid too, but I don't spend my time looking for them, or looking for atheist stupid quotes either.