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#151
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Group: Members Posts: 519 Joined: 27-June 07 Member No.: 1,288 ![]() |
Yeah its her fault... bc even if the Cowboys lose, at the end of the day, Romo wins ![]() I've had dinner w/her btw ![]() How much did you pay her? -------------------- Fuckmuffin. That word and muffintop are the two coolest things I've ever seen on this place. What would happen if a fuckmuffin fucked a chick with a muffintop? That's a lot of muffins. A lot of motherfuffin muffuckins.
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#152
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 ![]() |
Shortening the story as much as possible:
1. My sister Jennifer went to Tech 95-99, I went 98-04 2. Jennifer had a roommate the whole time named Kasey 3. Kasey has a younger sister named Erin (still in HS) 4. Erin is really good friends w/Jessica Simpson (still in HS) (Erin was one of Jessica's bridesmaids) 5. Kasey's parents + Erin + Jessica + my parents (separately, obviously) came up for Parents weekend '98 6. Me, Jennifer, Kasey + everyone in #5 all went out to eat to Carino's in Lubbock, and hung out some at Jennifer & Kasey's apartment. This was just before she hit it big, so she wasn't famous yet. I just remember thinking, "damn that chick is hot." |
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#153
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 ![]() |
My "meeting Jessica Simpson" story is a bit more lame than that. Summer after my freshman year I went to McGregor to visit my friend Larry. Went to the restaurant he worked at and her and Nick Lachey happened to be there eating. I think her grandparents live in McGregor or something. Not sure why she was there, don't particularly care either.
They were really poor tippers. And yeah, she's REAL hot eye are ell -------------------- ![]() ![]() |
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#154
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 ![]() |
'stros have made an offer to Mark Prior. I think he's worth a gamble. If he stays healthy he will be a kick ass #2.
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#155
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'stros have made an offer to Mark Prior. I think he's worth a gamble. If he stays healthy he will be a kick ass #2. Please don't go after Prior. Let the Yankees waste $9 million on him then watch him have a season ending injury when he's warming up to pitch the first inning of spring training -------------------- ![]() ![]() |
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#156
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 ![]() |
I think you're under the mistaken impression that I give a shit about Drayton McLane's money
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#157
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Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 22-February 06 From: san marcos, tx Member No.: 27 ![]() |
and welker didn't make the pro bowl?
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#158
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 ![]() |
It's bc the punk ass threw all his damn TDs to Moss. Welker got them down the field the Moss would get the TD. Pisses me off every time I see it. Ah well he might still get in if some pansy in front of him backs out.
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#159
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Group: Members Posts: 519 Joined: 27-June 07 Member No.: 1,288 ![]() |
That's fucked up, Welker should have mos def been on the team.
-------------------- Fuckmuffin. That word and muffintop are the two coolest things I've ever seen on this place. What would happen if a fuckmuffin fucked a chick with a muffintop? That's a lot of muffins. A lot of motherfuffin muffuckins.
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 ![]() |
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#161
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 885 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, Texas Member No.: 12 ![]() |
hopefully welker will sill get in
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#162
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Group: Members Posts: 519 Joined: 27-June 07 Member No.: 1,288 ![]() |
Mos Def is that nigga. "Ms. Fat Booty" was my shit freshman year of HS. Plus it was the nickname of most of the girls I dated in HS.
-------------------- Fuckmuffin. That word and muffintop are the two coolest things I've ever seen on this place. What would happen if a fuckmuffin fucked a chick with a muffintop? That's a lot of muffins. A lot of motherfuffin muffuckins.
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#163
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![]() New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 ![]() |
Whoah...Floyd Mayweather Jr. is considering trying to go pro in MMA fighting...
He has been having so many problems with his sholders and hands...i dont know if he could do it |
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#164
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![]() Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 ![]() |
Whoah...Floyd Mayweather Jr. is considering trying to go pro in MMA fighting... He has been having so many problems with his sholders and hands...i dont know if he could do it So, he'd be a 155 lightweight in MMA, eh? Mac Danzig, or any othe LW, would show him why you can't just step into the cage knowing one style/facet of a fight. Pretty Boy has some mean hands, but if that's all he's got for MMA.... ![]() ![]() This post has been edited by Psykopath: Dec 22 2007, 11:39 PM -------------------- |
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#165
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Group: Members Posts: 519 Joined: 27-June 07 Member No.: 1,288 ![]() |
Whoah...Floyd Mayweather Jr. is considering trying to go pro in MMA fighting... He has been having so many problems with his sholders and hands...i dont know if he could do it I know right. He just wants attention. Them savages would fuck Pretty Boy up in that cage. -------------------- Fuckmuffin. That word and muffintop are the two coolest things I've ever seen on this place. What would happen if a fuckmuffin fucked a chick with a muffintop? That's a lot of muffins. A lot of motherfuffin muffuckins.
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