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2wolUTT
post Dec 17 2007, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Dec 17 2007, 09:08 AM) *
Yeah its her fault... bc even if the Cowboys lose, at the end of the day, Romo wins winky.gif
I've had dinner w/her btw thumsbup.gif


How much did you pay her?


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post Dec 17 2007, 11:06 PM
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Shortening the story as much as possible:

1. My sister Jennifer went to Tech 95-99, I went 98-04
2. Jennifer had a roommate the whole time named Kasey
3. Kasey has a younger sister named Erin (still in HS)
4. Erin is really good friends w/Jessica Simpson (still in HS) (Erin was one of Jessica's bridesmaids)
5. Kasey's parents + Erin + Jessica + my parents (separately, obviously) came up for Parents weekend '98
6. Me, Jennifer, Kasey + everyone in #5 all went out to eat to Carino's in Lubbock, and hung out some at Jennifer & Kasey's apartment.

This was just before she hit it big, so she wasn't famous yet. I just remember thinking, "damn that chick is hot."
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post Dec 17 2007, 11:13 PM
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My "meeting Jessica Simpson" story is a bit more lame than that. Summer after my freshman year I went to McGregor to visit my friend Larry. Went to the restaurant he worked at and her and Nick Lachey happened to be there eating. I think her grandparents live in McGregor or something. Not sure why she was there, don't particularly care either.

They were really poor tippers.

And yeah, she's REAL hot eye are ell


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post Dec 18 2007, 01:19 PM
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'stros have made an offer to Mark Prior. I think he's worth a gamble. If he stays healthy he will be a kick ass #2.
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post Dec 18 2007, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Dec 18 2007, 01:19 PM) *
'stros have made an offer to Mark Prior. I think he's worth a gamble. If he stays healthy he will be a kick ass #2.


Please don't go after Prior.

Let the Yankees waste $9 million on him then watch him have a season ending injury when he's warming up to pitch the first inning of spring training


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post Dec 18 2007, 01:42 PM
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I think you're under the mistaken impression that I give a shit about Drayton McLane's money smile.gif
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post Dec 19 2007, 10:12 AM
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and welker didn't make the pro bowl?
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post Dec 19 2007, 10:54 AM
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It's bc the punk ass threw all his damn TDs to Moss. Welker got them down the field the Moss would get the TD. Pisses me off every time I see it. Ah well he might still get in if some pansy in front of him backs out.
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post Dec 20 2007, 09:13 AM
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That's fucked up, Welker should have mos def been on the team.


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post Dec 20 2007, 10:01 AM
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QUOTE (2wolUTT @ Dec 20 2007, 09:13 AM) *
That's fucked up, Welker should have mos def been on the team.

Hails yeeyah, mos def!
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post Dec 20 2007, 10:03 AM
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hopefully welker will sill get in
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post Dec 20 2007, 11:55 AM
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Mos Def is that nigga. "Ms. Fat Booty" was my shit freshman year of HS. Plus it was the nickname of most of the girls I dated in HS.


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post Dec 22 2007, 11:31 PM
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Whoah...Floyd Mayweather Jr. is considering trying to go pro in MMA fighting...

He has been having so many problems with his sholders and hands...i dont know if he could do it
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post Dec 22 2007, 11:38 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 22 2007, 11:31 PM) *
Whoah...Floyd Mayweather Jr. is considering trying to go pro in MMA fighting...

He has been having so many problems with his sholders and hands...i dont know if he could do it

So, he'd be a 155 lightweight in MMA, eh?

Mac Danzig, or any othe LW, would show him why you can't just step into the cage knowing one style/facet of a fight.
Pretty Boy has some mean hands, but if that's all he's got for MMA....


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post Dec 22 2007, 11:41 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 22 2007, 11:31 PM) *
Whoah...Floyd Mayweather Jr. is considering trying to go pro in MMA fighting...

He has been having so many problems with his sholders and hands...i dont know if he could do it


I know right. He just wants attention. Them savages would fuck Pretty Boy up in that cage.


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