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Seussninja
post Mar 24 2006, 04:00 PM
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Yeah to get her some of this

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FORSAKENR320
post Mar 24 2006, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Mar 23 2006, 09:29 PM)
I charged $15 when I was an undergrad, $20 as a grad student. No, cost of living in Albuquerque is about the same as Lubbock, maybe a tad lower. The $40/hr guy was one who advertised being a PhD with 33+ years of exp. There's someone like that in Lubbock too, though I never called to find out what he charged.

i was employeed as a tutor for the university. they just paid me $12 a hour to meet some idiot in the library to help him with his american history homework


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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Mar 24 2006, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 24 2006, 04:24 PM)
i was employeed as a tutor for the university. they just paid me $12 a hour to meet some idiot in the library to help him with his american history homework

Dont call him an idiot. I mean, honestly, he just lives in this country. Its not like he should know anything about it.

Reminds me of some awesome segments of JayWalking on the Tonight Show



"In what year was the Decleration of Indepedence signed?"

"uhhhh wasnt it in 1976?"


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Psykopath
post Mar 24 2006, 04:37 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Jessica @ Mar 24 2006, 04:33 PM)
Dont call him an idiot. I mean, honestly, he just lives in this country. Its not like he should know anything about it.

Reminds me of some awesome segments of JayWalking on the Tonight Show



"In what year was the Decleration of Indepedence signed?"

"uhhhh wasnt it in 1976?"


*shakes head*

I saw that.


Yelled at the TV for several minutes while my family just stared at me.


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FORSAKENR320
post Mar 24 2006, 04:39 PM
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heh


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Mar 24 2006, 10:55 PM
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post Mar 25 2006, 09:12 AM
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whoo! i lost 10 pounds since the beginin of feb


go me


self control pays off...at times...except when i want wendys

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Rocky
post Mar 25 2006, 09:26 AM
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I'm not even in Austin this weekend, so there !


I slapped cathryns butt last weekend, does that mean we are dating ? This dating thing is WEIRD !


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post Mar 25 2006, 09:31 AM
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yesterday i fell asleep before 6 and just got up unsure.gif
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Psykopath
post Mar 25 2006, 10:08 AM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Rocky @ Mar 25 2006, 09:26 AM)
I'm not even in Austin this weekend, so there !


I slapped cathryns butt last weekend, does that mean we are dating ? This dating thing is WEIRD !

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Oh Rocky, you so crazy.



As for my Saturday, it shall be spent doing homework. Damn...


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Rocky
post Mar 25 2006, 10:11 AM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Mar 25 2006, 10:08 AM)
laugh.gif

Oh Rocky, you so crazy.



As for my Saturday, it shall be spent doing homework. Damn...

That makes me think of the Simpsons where Ned goes nuts and at the end Homer says "Ned, you so craaaaaaa-zy"


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post Mar 25 2006, 10:19 AM
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False Dude
post Mar 25 2006, 12:58 PM
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QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Mar 25 2006, 09:31 AM)
yesterday i fell asleep before 6 and just got up unsure.gif

DAMN YOU!


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Testm0nkey
post Mar 25 2006, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE (Rocky @ Mar 25 2006, 09:26 AM)
I'm not even in Austin this weekend, so there !


I slapped cathryns butt last weekend, does that mean we are dating ? This dating thing is WEIRD !

oh god you did!? please tell me you used protection


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Psykopath
post Mar 25 2006, 04:22 PM
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Why so serious?


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Please tell me his rocky-might left a massive welt that prohibits correct posture?!!


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