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 Dec 9 2007, 01:27 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15  |
QUOTE (GOB @ Dec 9 2007, 02:25 AM)  maybe in a perfect world, but this dude knocked her up and isn't even paying for the abortion you're a dumbass
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Dec 9 2007, 01:33 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
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Dec 9 2007, 01:59 PM
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Dec 9 2007, 02:12 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
god dammit. it wont link
QUOTE Top Five Dating Mistakes That Men Make
1. Men Show Off or Try to Impress Too Much. Don't offer your resume, your earning potential, and tell us how you'll change our lives the first time we meet you. Instead of talking about yourself the whole night, ask questions! Don't come on too strong right away. Let us figure out if we want to be with you, instead of telling us we do. 2. Men Don't Listen to Us When We're Talking. We notice if you stop listening to us, if you ask us questions we just answered, or if you keep interrupting us when we're opening up. This drives most women nuts! Unless you're on call, don't check your Blackberry at dinner and don't check out other women. Focus on the woman across the table from you and listen to what she has to say. 3. Men Aren't Chivalrous. The lines here are not always clear. We want you to treat us like equals, but we also want you to treat us like women. It's nice when a man picks up the tab or makes sure his date gets home safely. It may be old-fashioned, but a number of women report that dating a gentleman matters. 4. Men Don't Take Initiative. Men, how many times have you caught yourself saying, "I don't know" or "Whatever you'd like" when planning a date? If you've asked a woman out, a better approach is to give a few fun and creative date options and ask her to pick one. Initiative doesn't mean ordering for a woman at a restaurant or ordering a woman around! It does mean confidently approaching your date with ideas, passion and interest. It also means you can be flirty and forward, letting her know how amazing you think she looks or how much you want to kiss her. 5. Men Say They'll Call and Then Don't. It's no surprise that acting like you're going to follow up when you're not bothers most women (and never underestimate the way word travels about you not keeping your word!). Better to end a date by saying, "It was nice to meet you. Have a good night." Don't act like you're going to follow up if you're not. If you've gone out more than a few times, be honest that while you enjoy your date's company, you don't feel a romantic connection. Just remember, communication is usually the way to go with a woman. There are always exceptions, so I don't believe there are absolute rights and wrongs in dating -- but there are strategies. If you follow these simple steps, you'll be ahead in the dating game. At least you'll get an 'A' for effort. |
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Dec 9 2007, 02:39 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE 1. Men Show Off or Try to Impress Too Much Agree. It's amazing what actually listening to what a girl has to say does. Even if what she has to say is completely uninteresting. QUOTE Men Don't Listen to Us When We're Talking. Ehh. Talk about something interesting and we're all ears. There's a reason 95% of my conversations with guys involves sports and 5% of my conversations with girls involve sports. They couldn't care if Peyton Manning or Tom Brady is better in the clutch. Consequently, don't talk to us about fashion or what's going on in the latest season of Desperate Housewives. We don't. Fucking. Care. QUOTE Men Aren't Chivalrous. There's a fine line between chivalry and being condescending. Holding a door open is chivalrous. Ordering for her at a restaurant is condescending. QUOTE Men Don't Take Initiative. As long as you take initiative and offer ideas you'll both enjoy. And as long as she takes initiative and offers up ideas occasionally. If I take initiative and choose something I want to do, we're going to the sports bar to debate the merits of Brady and Manning in the clutch, or we're going to the batting cage. But under NO circumstance should you ever offer up an idea that involves a play, musical, or opera. NONE. QUOTE Men Say They'll Call and Then Don't. I fucking hate people who do this. If you say you're going to call at a certain time, call at a certain time. If you're having trouble remembering, write it on your fucking arm with a sharpie or something. Oh, and one other thing. If you say you'll be ready at 8, be ready at 8. Trying to color coordinate your high heels with your halter top is not a valid excuse for why you aren't ready. And speaking of shoes: Unless you'll be wearing your shoes on your breasts, we will not notice them and we certainly won't notice whether they match. And unless you actually bring up your shoes in a conversation, we probably won't even notice you're wearing shoes at all. -------------------- |
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Dec 9 2007, 02:51 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
its amazing when you are interested in fashion and your guy actually has valid opinions and taste. not about what ruffles look good on a pink gown or gay shit like that but actual fashion.
there are 2 rules: 1 - similar interests 2 - no douchebags or bitches if everything is a struggle, and you read these articles and go "oh this applies to me" guess what - your relationship sucks. -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Dec 9 2007, 03:04 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I just like these articles...I think they are funny
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Dec 9 2007, 06:21 PM
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-------------------- QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 1 2009, 06:17 PM) REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS YOU WERE BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS HAD YOU JUST THROWN THEM AWAY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOD WOULD NOT HAVE KILLED YOUR TV :) |
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Dec 9 2007, 09:32 PM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
Did I really have to log in just to clarify all of this fucking bullshit ?
All you ever need to know, is J Y F I H P -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Dec 9 2007, 09:45 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
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Dec 10 2007, 01:04 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 9 2007, 02:51 PM) if everything is a struggle, and you read these articles and go "oh this applies to me" guess what - your relationship sucks. agreed. I was going to type this but you beat me to it... --------------------  |
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Dec 10 2007, 09:03 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 8 2007, 06:39 PM) my guess, #1 shit like this WWWWIMMEN that article is seriously horrible. i hope relationships arent actually like that for people Do some women actually expect a proposal after only a few months of dating? -------------------- |
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Dec 10 2007, 09:05 AM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 10 2007, 09:03 AM) Do some women actually expect a proposal after only a few months of dating? with the biggest rock the guy can't afford from the most expensive name. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Dec 10 2007, 09:35 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Lame.
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Dec 10 2007, 12:42 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
a girl i know was friends with a guy since they were little and rekindled some sort of slightly pedophile like relationship over the internet. they didnt live in the same country and he flew her to germany to visit him. thats when they started "dating". hes been in america for about 4 months now and they moved in together. he proposed to her but she said no until he could get her a nicer ring. she did this because "i deserve it." he since has worked his shitty job until he was able to get her a nice ring and now she has accepted and all she talks about is wedding planning
its hard to imagine but there is a portion of the population that have no idea what a healthy and mutually satisfying relationship is i mean come on, seriously.... seriously -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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